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Posts Tagged ‘e-mail of the day’

‘Inner City Maggots Will Murder One Another Over a Slice of Bread’

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Does ANYONE know the source of this illustration?This isn’t technically an “email,” but a comment left on your editor’s new AOL column — we know, we know, fish in a barrel, etc. But it is just too good to sit unnoticed between another hundred dumb comments, so let’s enjoy the financial wisdom and cheery electoral predictions from “Simon.” MORE »


Are You A Puppet Of The New World Order?

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Oh, you people. We did a nice post about the Bilderberg Group having its big annual elitist meeting in the D.C. Metro Area, starting today, and what do we get for it? A lot of angry paultard-esque emails calling us dumb and elite and not elite and not intellectual and, probably, sheeple. Let’s review the evidence and enjoy the Email of the Day, after the jump. MORE »


Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

I never thought this would happen to me ...What makes a truly great Email of the Day? Well, it sure helps to make no direct reference to whatever the hell you’re complaining about, and make sure to only use ALL CAPS, and say a bunch of crazy bullshit, and then finish up by calling everybody else demented. “Maria B.” did all this and more …. MORE »


‘Why Can’t I Find This Crazy Thing I Am Sending To You?’

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to a fat sack of shit like me ...From: Will Duke
To: tips@wonkette.com
Date: Tue, Apr 29, 2008 at 10:13 AM

Why can’t I find any coverage of the upcoming fraud case against the Clintons? It’s set for october and would surely hurt the the democrat’s chances if she’s the nominee… MORE »


Thursday, April 17th, 2008

E-MAIL OF THE DAY: “The video of the child being attacked by the animal is very offensive, you jerks.”