Tag Archives: e-mail

  rodney king all over again

Bro Sentenced To Year In Prison For Guessing Palin’s Dumb Password Hint

Sarah Palin has won victory in her epic war against a random college student who guessed her high school was “Wasilla” and thus gained access to her Yahoo! e-mail. Sure, this really had no effect on the 2008 campaign except to confirm this woman used a Yahoo! account, either sinisterly or stupidly, to conduct state business. But because this guy posted photos of a few of her e-mails on 4chan, and Sarah Palin put a stupid password hint on her account that any toddler could easily figure out, he is now going to prison for a year. This is what happens when you find and allow the world to make fun of Sarah Palin’s poor use of the English language in the dumb private messages she sends out. Read more on Bro Sentenced To Year In Prison For Guessing Palin’s Dumb Password Hint…
  common street trash

Sarah Palin Goes To Knoxville Court To Continue Destroying 22-Year-Old Who Found Her Yahoo! Password Two Years Ago

Sarah Palin is now using her vast political knowledge and expertise as one of America’s greatest leaders to help brutally prosecute a dumb college student who figured out her incredibly easy e-mail password hint two years ago and uploaded a few screen shots to some web forum leading to a day or two of pranks which meant nothing in the end and probably just boosted her career through faux-victimization, the only weapon in her arsenal; she is awful. Read more on Sarah Palin Goes To Knoxville Court To Continue Destroying 22-Year-Old Who Found Her Yahoo! Password Two Years Ago…
  email of the day

Unpatriotic Wingnuts Put ‘My Country’ In Scare Quotes

Our favorite-ever letter-writer “Bob” is back, with an email once again expressing his displeasure with our “paper.” But maybe he is confused? Or maybe he just HATES OUR NATION. As we’ve seen with these shocking new surveys of Republican Opinion, “patriotism” these days just means “I hate America so much I want to secede to another country, if I ever hear about one.” Read more on Unpatriotic Wingnuts Put ‘My Country’ In Scare Quotes…
  today in newsmax emails

Newsmax & Offers You Can’t Refuse, Take [Whatever]

What is it with the conservative cruises! Weekly Standard Cruise, National Review Cruise, “Newsmax.com” Cruise. Oh, right, they do conservative candidate scouting on these trips! That’s how Bill Kristol met Sarah Palin, on his Cruise to the frozen Alaska. But this one… this one’s just the toe-fucker Dick Morris and whatever person he pays to be his wife. Read more on Newsmax & Offers You Can’t Refuse, Take [Whatever]…
  secret histories

More Super Mean ‘Liz Becton’ E-mails!

We have EMAIL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE that Rep. Jim McDermott’s executive assistant/office manager/scheduler/pet dragon Elizabeth “Liz” Becton, the Meanest Lady in DC, was not simply having a “bad day” when she went nuts on someone, over e-mail, who mistakenly saluted her as “Liz.” Below are two more of Liz Becton’s run-ins with e-mail, in which she type-screams at entire listservs about GETTING THE LUNCH LADY’S NAME RIGHT, and swears to destroy a Mole scheduler who once leaked stuff to your Wonkette. Read more on More Super Mean ‘Liz Becton’ E-mails!…
  techmologies

Palin E-mail Hacker Reveals How He Got In: By Having A Working Brain

The FBI and Secret Service have launched a Special Investigation into the important matter of some “hacker” breaking into Sarah Palin’s Yahoo! e-mail and taking a few benign screen shots. Michelle Malkin, Bill O’Reilly et al. have been lambasting our friends at Gawker for posting the screen shots; O’Reilly even said that Gawker owner Nick Denton should be thrown in jail forever. (Maybe? But not for this.) In the meantime, the supposed hacker has released an account of his complicated crime. We should warn you that only advanced computer science-trained minds will be able to understand this, but here goes: the hacker correctly guessed Palin’s simple “Forgot Your Password?” question. Crafty! Read more on Palin E-mail Hacker Reveals How He Got In: By Having A Working Brain…
  psycho

John Kerry Plans Genocide?

Oh look, it’s past one o’clock on any day, which means John Kerry has just e-mailed all of Washington his 64th press release of the early afternoon. And what is it about? Murder. MURRRRRDER. Read more on John Kerry Plans Genocide?…
 

Paultards Revealed To Be Robot Spammers

In their continuing quest to destroy the world, Ron Paul supporters have been stepping up their spamming efforts through the employ of rogue spambots. According to the University of Alabama-Birmingham’s computer forensics research department — which has some project where they read spam messages all day — many of the Paultards’ e-mails are “clearly not coming from Ron Paul’s official campaign, but rather illegitimate spam operations and botnets.” Read more on Paultards Revealed To Be Robot Spammers…
 

Wait, People Are Quoting Petraeus Now?

Nutters send us angry e-mails every day, all day long, so it takes something special to really get our attention — usually, untreated schizophrenia is a great way to “make it” on Wonkette. But today, we offer you a glimpse into a secret and very tiny world … a world in which people, without irony, quote David Patraeus in their email sigs: Read more on Wait, People Are Quoting Petraeus Now?…
 

This Is Important: Space Monsters No Smarter Than Bush

We’ve received startling NEW INFORMATIONS regarding some of the problems. Are you brave enough to learn The Truth? Here’s just a small taste of the Revelations To Come: THE DEVICE TELLING THE THOUGHTS; EXTRATERRESTRIALS,SPACE, EARTH AND MYSTERIES ;The world is governed by the extraterrestrials ; in which way? By means of devices telling the thoughts ; Read more of Mitt Romney’s compelling ideas about France and Marriage, after the jump. Read more on This Is Important: Space Monsters No Smarter Than Bush…
 

About That Karl Rove Picture, With the Sleestaks …

Who could’ve predicted this administration would owe more to “Twin Peaks” than Ronald Reagan? This picture — which is causing such an outrage because it seemingly proves Karl Rove’s involvement with Chattanooga computer-design firm Coptix, which is supposedly hiding criminal White House e-mails — just isn’t right. The obvious thing to question is the Coptix logo on the folder, because that’s something that could be easily slapped on with the most basic Photoshopping skills. You know, as some sort of “viral marketing” that will cause Boston to shut down. But then everything in the picture started looking suspicious to us (and our commenters). For instance, what the hell is playing on the restaurant’s television? Let’s go crazy, after the jump. Read more on About That Karl Rove Picture, With the Sleestaks ……
 

We Get E-Mail!

The new kinder gentler really-concerned-about-politicians version of Wonkette hasn’t won over everybody: Subject: tony snow cancer From: joe searcy you are a sorry communist piece of shit. ————- Get your own web address. Have a HUGE year through Yahoo! Small Business. Read more on We Get E-Mail!…
 

Michele Bachmann’s E-Mail Strategy Really Works!

Beloved Minnesota congresslady and foster-baby farmer Michele Bachmann is for the right things (Jesus, sexually assaulting George W. Bush) and AGAINST the wrong things, such as The Devil and the Soviet Union. This is why we love her. Plus, her staff demanded that all of us Bachmann fans write letters to the newspapers about how she is so awesome. We have found the first fruit of this important letter-writing campaign, and you can read it after the jump. Read more on Michele Bachmann’s E-Mail Strategy Really Works!…
 

Gossip Columnist Forgets BCC, Angers Anonymous House Staffer On Way to ‘Post’

Outgoing Roll Call gossip Mary Ann Akers is off to a great new start as the new WashingtonPost.com gossip. Her farewell to Roll Call e-mail charmingly revealed all of her sources, because she put them in the CC spot instead of the BCC spot. (Note to aspiring gossip columnists: BCC means Blind Carbon Copy, which means everybody can’t see everybody else who gets the e-mail.) And people are furious. One committee aide told The Hill: “It violates your confidentiality …. It’s their private e-mail. People don’t want their e-mail out in public. This whole thing burned the living shit out of me as it revealed me and all the other ‘leakers.’ …. Anyone who is on there, I’m sure they’re pissed.” Two lawmakers are on the e-mail list: Congressmen Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) and Patrick Kennedy (D-Drunky). If you have this farewell letter from Mary Ann, send it to us at once! UPDATE! Akers’ official response is after the jump. Due to a hilarious sitcom-style bicoastal mix-up, one of your editors in fact HAD received this email, but ignored it due to the fact that we get emails from people who forget to BCC pretty much daily. Burning her sources on her way out [The Hill] Read more on Gossip Columnist Forgets BCC, Angers Anonymous House Staffer On Way to ‘Post’…