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  Lies From the Pit Of Hell

Morning Maddow: So Many GOP Lies, So Much Rachel Debunking

This animation annoys us: aren't the two choo-choos on the left crashing into each other?
Rachel Maddow brought us a double helping of Debunktion Junction Wednesday night, because there was just too much misinformation out there for a single segment. First off, she looked at that outrageous ad that congressmoron Kevin Cramer filmed in the North Dakota Veterans Cemetery without permission, violating VA rules to use dead soldiers’ graves as props in an ad. Cramer insisted to several media outlets that he would withdraw the ad. Has he actually done it? Watch and find out! Read more on Morning Maddow: So Many GOP Lies, So Much Rachel Debunking…
  build the danged fence

Arkansas Blubbering With Fear Over Mexican ISIS Cartels, But In Very Manly Way

Grab a rifle and stand a post!
  Angry beanpole Tom Cotton, the first-term GOP congressman from Arkansas who is trying to take Mark Pryor’s Senate seat away, has decided to follow the lead of other Republicans and reduce voters into quivering puddles of terror over Islamic State terrorists collaborating with Mexican drug cartels to flood across our southern border and kill us all dead in our beds. Man, doesn’t anybody like America anymore? If they kill us, who will make more Iron Man movies for the world to enjoy? Read more on Arkansas Blubbering With Fear Over Mexican ISIS Cartels, But In Very Manly Way…
  let them eid cake

Stupidest Man On Internet Astonished That Muslims In Gitmo Allowed Food And Religion

Jim Hoft, the stupidest man on the internet, just wants to let his readers know how pampered the prisoners at Guantanamo are. In a story headlined “Gitmo to Celebrate Holy Ramadan with Feast and Muslim Prayer,” Hoft lays out the shocking details: The US military plans on serving lamb, bread, dates and honey to the Gitmo terrorists in celebration of the end of Ramadan. Al-Arabiya reported: Guards were preparing to serve the first in a series of special meals Wednesday to prisoners at Guantanamo Bay to mark the end of the Muslim holy period of Ramadan, which this year brought a lull in a long-running hunger strike. The military planned to serve lamb, bread, dates and honey as the last daylight fasting period of Ramadan ends, [emphasis added by Hoft] followed by three traditional holiday dinners on Thursday, said a spokesman for the prison, Navy Capt. Robert Durand. There will also be a special hour-long prayer for the holiday known as Eid al-Fitr in addition to the five daily prayers. Lamb, bread, dates, and honey? Outrageous luxury! And actual accommodation of the prisoners’ religion? What is this country coming to? And why haven’t these people been converted, like Ann Coulter recommended? Next thing you know, they’ll be getting free helicopter rides. Read more on Stupidest Man On Internet Astonished That Muslims In Gitmo Allowed Food And Religion…
 

Missing The Republican Candidates, A Retrospective

Thanks to the Young Turks for making the video that will heal America: a retrospective of our dearly departed Republican candidates. God, these guys were fun. Fortunately, Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney will probably run again in four or eight years, and those candidacies will probably launch in a few months. In the meantime, vote in our poll for which monster you miss the most. Read more on Missing The Republican Candidates, A Retrospective…
 

Duncan Hunter FINALLY Quits

Presidential candidate for the Republicans Rep. Duncan Hunter has exited the race. We’ll miss his constant terrorist chatter about 864-mile walls he would build and Chinese people cheating at life. Hey, Duncan, yeah you, please, one second of your time, just hear us out: Haha bye. [CNN] Read more on Duncan Hunter FINALLY Quits…
 

Sweet Emotion

“Aren’t there enough pro-abortion, anti-gun, open borders candidates running for president?” [Michelle Malkin] It took seven days to come up with this list? Really? [Right Wing News] Nobody likes a crybaby. [Fresh Intelligence] Read more on Sweet Emotion…
 

Duncan “Fences” Hunter — who actually has campaign signs in this state (right?) — just decided to interrupt everyone else’s schedule and hold a press conference in the next room. He said — BREAKING — he will not resign in his bid for the president and/or 30 seconds of television time. Well here’s a free advertisement of your butt, princess. Read more on …
 

Somebody hacked Duncan Hunter’s campaign website, apparently. [ABC News]
 

Duncan Hunter: A Wealthy Version of the Common Man

To be president, as we learned in high school civics classes, you must be tall and rich. But to run for president, you must only be wealthy — which explains, say, the candidacies of Tom Tancredo and Dennis Kucinich. Read more on Duncan Hunter: A Wealthy Version of the Common Man…
 

Duncan Hunter PWNED by Chuck Hagel

Maverick rebel maybe-candidate Chuck Hagel finally snapped last night and hacked Duncan Hunter’s website, which now promotes … Chuck Hagel. Sort of. For a brief few hours, the title of Duncan’s page said “Chuck Hagel Official Website.” Read more on Duncan Hunter PWNED by Chuck Hagel…
 

Rumors On The Internets: 180 Seconds In Heaven

* Gonzo makes it through almost three minutes of questions from the press today. [The Swamp] * John McCain still proud of McCain-Feingold, can’t remember back any further. [Captain’s Quarters] * National ballistic missile defense made out of sugar cubes. [C&L] * Al Qaeda’s intellectual property is safe with Google. [Jawa Report] * Duncan Hunter has someone write a blawg post for him. [Blogs for Bush] * Jim Webb “was BORN FIGHTING and will CHOKE A BITCH if need be.” [DCeiver] Read more on Rumors On The Internets: 180 Seconds In Heaven…
 

Duncan Hunter’s Son Duncan Hunter Now Just Doing His Dad’s Work For Him

An emailer claims to have caught Duncan Hunter’s son Duncan Hunter pretending to be his congressman dad this last weekend. Though we’re pretty sure that’s not against the law — the district voted for Duncan Hunter, not necessarily that Duncan Hunter, right? Presidential candidate and former HASC chair, Duncan Hunter, was outside his office Friday practicing his golf swing at some length….while his son (also named Duncan Hunter) sat in on meetings in his Dads office — inc meetings with VERY high ranking military officers. There’s a hilarious story in here about the time our uncle Dick accidentally deposed the prince of Cambodia during a White House tour mistaken identity switcharoo in the ’70s, but it’s a bit long to get in to here. More speculation, including claims of presidential campaign impropriety (horror of horrors!), after the jump, as always. Read more on Duncan Hunter’s Son Duncan Hunter Now Just Doing His Dad’s Work For Him…
 

Karl Rove’s Son Won’t Be Doing Mexican Work

White House Rasputin Karl Rove again endeared the administration to anti-immigration Republicans yesterday with this defense of Bush’s open-border policy: “I don’t want my 17-year-old son to have to pick tomatoes or make beds in Las Vegas.” Read more on Karl Rove’s Son Won’t Be Doing Mexican Work…
 

Yay, Bush To Be Impeached … By Republicans

While the spineless Democratic Majority won’t impeach Bush because it would hurt his widdle feelings or whatever, Republican congressmen are ready to sack up and start the proceedings. California Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is “hinting that he would consider pressing for impeachment,” according to McClatchy Newspapers reporter Dave Montgomery. Why? Because Bush loves Mexico and hates America — he won’t pardon two U.S. border patrol agents now serving federal prison sentences for killing shooting an unarmed Mexican drug smuggler in the ass, on the Texas border. Rohrabacher and fellow House nuts Tom Tancredo, Walter Jones, Duncan Hunter and Michael McCaul have all had it with Bush and his Mexican-coddling ways. That Bush is going to Mexico for a lovefest with the Mexicans next month only proves his hatred for conservative Americans. Read more on Yay, Bush To Be Impeached … By Republicans…
 

Duncan Hunter’s Brave Crusade Against Mexicans, History

San Diego congressman Duncan Hunter has already pledged to protect Iowa from its neighbor, Mexico, but the next president of the United States will also need to defeat another horrible enemy before he goes to the White House. That foe is history. Read more on Duncan Hunter’s Brave Crusade Against Mexicans, History…