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Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

THEY GOT WHAT NOW? Here’s a four-page Atlantic article about how the Web has ruined the brains of book readers and writers and now we can only deal with single-sentence blog posts. [You Won't Ever Make It Past The First Page]


Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

“As a final note, years ago, when John Carroll was editor in Lexington, he refused to publish a series, Cheating Our Children, about the poor education in Kentucky until the writers got it down to grade level THREE. You can’t write respectable journalism at the third-grade level, can you?” [Daily Bellwether]


Friday, September 21st, 2007

“In short, university faculty do not resemble the general population on their political and religious views. The data show that university faculty are similar to other ‘elite’ groups of highly educated people in the society, i.e., more liberal than the norm, less religious, less likely to have voted for George W. Bush, etc.” [12 Angry Men]


America Remembers Alberto

Monday, August 27th, 2007

whatever happened to the mustache, anyway? - WonketteWe should give Alberto Gonzales credit where credit is due: Nobody else could’ve made America look back at John Ashcroft’s tenure and say, “Well, he wasn’t so bad after all.” Anyway, now Gonzo is gone (or will be, next month, unless he lied about that, too) and the 3% of Americans who even knew who he was and can gather around the virtual fireside chat or whatever and make incoherent, inane comments on CNN’s political blog The state of our union is strong! MORE »


Pentagon Can’t Even Give Away Its Secret War Plans

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.  - WonketteIt’s a good thing all the Iraq war plans are totally useless — otherwise our Determined Enemies might learn something from all the supposedly Top Secret documents just sitting on web servers that anybody can access. MORE »


Liberal Literacy & Typing Bias Blamed For GOP Internet Failure

Monday, May 21st, 2007

'Mah a--o-l's on the blink' - WonketteRepublican candidates are flopping on the Interwebz this year, and GOP experts blame the Democrats for wrongly attracting people who can read, write and use a computer:

One reason for the disparity between the parties, political insiders say, is that the top Republican candidates are not exciting voters the way the Democratic front-runners are. Another is that it takes a certain level of technical skill and understanding to be an online strategist, and Republicans admit that “the pool of talent in the Democrats’ side is much bigger than ours.”

Worse yet, liberals have long spent most of their time sitting around talking about things rather than doing anything — an unfair advantage in the Online Era, when everybody just sits around on their collective ass typing comments on blogs. MORE »


Newsweek Shares Intimate Knowledge With U.S. Readers

Monday, May 14th, 2007

TIME Joins Newsweek In Mocking America’s Idiocy

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Ha ha, Americans ain't smart. - Wonkette
TIME magazine is cherished by seniors who can’t turn on the computer because they got a virus from the Earthlink modem in 1998 — in other words, “American voters.” But what if TIME was consciously trying to keep the elderly misinformed?

Read the rest of this post, after the jump.

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Washington Bureaucrats: Dumb as a Box of Hair

Friday, March 16th, 2007