DRUNK, ILLEGITIMATE BABY-MAKING CONGRESSMAN IS PITIFUL: According to the New York Daily News, still-active Rep. Vito Fossella of New York, who likes to get drunk and make babies with women who aren’t his wife, is “hiding out in a tiny apartment above a garage at his sister’s Staten Island house.” [NYDN]

Yes, we know that Antonin Scalia’s daughter was arrested last night for drunk driving. MORE »

* Please don’t be ashamed if former Soviet bloc citizens and politicians are more punk rock than you. [BBC; AP] MORE »