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Recalled Wisconsin State Senator Sobs During DUI Case: I Was Railroaded By Union Thugs!
Some Wisconsin GOP state Senate dude got recalled for being a dick and also banging some lobbyist chick who wasn’t his wife, and then later he got a DUI and got arrested and now he is on trial. But was it a frame-up? IT WAS A FRAME-UP, he and his lawyers now say. Because of [...]
Recalled WI State Senator Arrested For Being Drunk Driving Maniac
Former Wisconsin GOP State Senator Randy Hopper may have gotten his ass recalled from office for being one of Scott Walker’s union-busting Kochmonster rat minions, but don’t let this fool anyone into believing Hooper’s all tapped out when it comes to terrorizing innocent citizens. Perish the thought: Hopper was arrested Sunday afternoon for drunkenly careening [...]
‘Allow Guns in Bars’ Tennessee Rep. Arrested Driving Drunk With Gun
Tennessee GOP state representative person with comical pirate name Curry Todd sponsored one of these “what could possibly go wrong?” gun rights laws so popular with the wingnuts these days that allows handgun owners to march around inside their favorite local liquor establishments while carrying weapons. What a good law that is! And what does [...]
Nat’l Geographic Captures Hilarious Video of Screaming Paultard In the Wild
This guy! He keeps screaming “RON PAUL 2012 FIRST AMENDMENT” over and over at a couple of highway patrolmen trying to arrest him. Some sources say he is doing this because he is inebriated, but our sources ask, would that have mattered? [YouTube]
Wisconsin GOP Lady Pol Proves Drunk Driving Not Just For Male GOPers
Who says the GOP guys’ team gets to have all the DUI arrest fun these days? That is sexist of them. It’s not like Republican women aren’t also “pro-family values” sometimes, too! See, here we go: Amber Hahn is was a Wisconsin county GOP chair who went on Fox News not long ago to pose [...]
Idaho State Senator Had ‘Medical Reason’ For Being Drunk, Stealing SUV
Here is an important safety tip, America: do not leave your unlocked car parked in the driveway with the keys in the ignition, because sooner or later a black-out drunk GOP senator will climb into your vehicle and drive it away. Idaho Senate Republican Caucus Chairman John McGee is that senator, currently free on bail [...]
Scott Walker Pays $81.5K Gov’t Salary to Drunk-Driving Loser Son of Crony
When your corporation needs to take care of some troublesome “environmental and regulatory matters” in Wisconsin, heh heh, just go see the dumb kid who never graduated college but did manage two DUI convictions, because that dumb kid is earning $81,5000 a year as one of Governor Scott Walker’s top-paid people in the administration. But [...]
Common Drunks Driving U.S. Nukes Across Country
Being a government worker is basically the greatest thing ever. Whether you’re fisting an infant child for the TSA or drunkenly driving truckloads of live nuclear weapons through the American Heartland, the important thing is you get to retire in 20 years with a giant pension: The U.S. Energy Department’s watchdog says government agents hired [...]
John Kerry’s Drunk Daughter Busted In Hollywood
Oh jeez we will have to rewrite this lede to cover the (allegedly!) drunken Democrats who will all be arrested in Hollywood every night until Jesus’ birthday and the New Year are safely behind us: “It’s the holiday season, which means the Northern Virginia suburbs Hollywood are is going to be particularly deadly until January [...]
Dick Lugar’s Drunk Wife Crashes Into Parked Car
It’s the holiday season, which means the Northern Virginia suburbs are going to be particularly deadly until January 3 or so, as Republican congresspeople and their drunken wives and rent boys wreak havoc on the icy suburban streets. Congratulations to Charlene Lugar, wife of Republican Senator Dick Lugar, for winning the “First of the Season” [...]
Justice Scalia’s Daughter, Like Father, Danger to Self, Others
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