The last time a cell phone rang during a White House press conference, Robert Gibbs just took that damned device and gave it to the CIA, for torture. But Barack Obama is too cool for that. He just looks disappointed, with America, and then jokes about how pathetic the White House correspondents are, to be downloading duck ringtones. Oh and this is some kind of talk to the gays? [Gawker/YouTube]

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When your real-world leaders are revealed to be meth addicts, page fuckers, mistress chokers, wife beaters and bribe-taking money-laundering murderers, it’s good to know the cartoon duck in the paper will continue to set high standards for screaming about liberals not having morals. MORE »

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