Tag: dubai

Sad Dubai Bus Driver Tried To Rape Wrong Female Sailor

Sad news for Dubai bus drivers who want to rape their female passengers at knifepoint: sometimes those female passengers will be off-duty United States Navy personnel, and they will fuck your shit up. How is that even fair? The alleged...

Conan O’Brien Gets Ted Kennedy’s Old Senate Seat Too!

Everyone's threatening Facebook statuses worked!! NBC will pay Conan O'Brien $33 million dollars, and he can go back home to the television in eight months. Obama has decided that our country's commercial banks can't be as big as they...

Cheney Fleeing To Dubai

Daily Briefing: Pols At the Pump

Remainders: If It’s Not Nailed Down

Chatology: Fitzgeraldianly Awry

The Dubai Denouement

The Ecstasy of Saint Dobbs

Daily Briefing: Pants on Fire