Tag: dubai

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.

Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler

Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.

Sad Dubai Bus Driver Tried To Rape Wrong Female Sailor

Sad news for Dubai bus drivers who want to rape their female passengers at knifepoint: sometimes those female passengers will be off-duty United States Navy personnel, and they will fuck your shit up. How is that even fair? The alleged...

Conan O’Brien Gets Ted Kennedy’s Old Senate Seat Too!

Everyone's threatening Facebook statuses worked!! NBC will pay Conan O'Brien $33 million dollars, and he can go back home to the television in eight months. Obama has decided that our country's commercial banks can't be as big as they...

Cheney Fleeing To Dubai

Daily Briefing: Pols At the Pump

Remainders: If It’s Not Nailed Down

Chatology: Fitzgeraldianly Awry

The Dubai Denouement