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Your 2014 Legislative Sh*tmuffin (National Division): Oh Right It’s Ted Cruz For A Change

2014 was the year when Senator Ted Cruz (R-Alberta) officially renounced his Canadian citizenship and became a true American. It was also the year when Cruz made his first successful title defense of Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the...

As God Is His Witness, Ted Cruz Will Never Be Canadian Again

It certainly took bloody long enough, but Sen. Ted "100% Americanlike" Cruz (R-Poutine) is finally taking action to formally renounce his Canadian citizenship, which was conferred on him at birth by virtue of being born at the top of...

Quitter Bachmann Withdraws Swiss Citizenship (To Work Undercover)

We've seen this ruse before, Bachmann. You think no one would suspect it, then you get caught, and now you're all, "Oh, I'm done being Swiss." She only loves "America" now. We're not buying it, SPY. This continues to...