Let’s check in with Rep. Jim Gibbons of Nevada, who was about to become governor of the Silver State until something happened outside a Vegas steak/seafood restaurant and bar: MORE »

Washington’s greatest former mayor says he most certainly was NOT drunk when the Secret Service stopped him after he raced through a red light at 3 a.m. Sunday. MORE »

Oh, right, we were laughing. MORE »

Making fun of crumbling campaigns: Old and busted. Making fun of sad, crumbling people: New hotness. From an anonymous e-mail:

A friend was walking to the Capitol South metro around 11:45 after a few at Hawk & Dove with myself and some friends, and had to use the bathroom before the metro. He flashed his intern badge at the Capitol Club and on his out, low and behold he saw Kathy Harris stumbling and slurring her words with a few other unidentified members. She was not looking professional due to her intoxicated state of mind. If only she tried to drive home like a Kennedy…

What, and got away scot free? Piss on that. MORE »

From Wonkette’s sister site (which makes it my stepsister site?) Jalopnik comes a thrilling tale of State Department debauchery in New York.

Take one federal Buick LeSabre, add flashing lights and a PA system, throw in a cooler and a case of Heineken and then barrel through the streets of NYC with three chicks in the car with the lights going, calling out “Keep to the right!” over the vehicle’s megaphone. When you get broadsided by a cab, um… well, that’s probably the moment that post-party regret kicks in.

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Ohhh boy! David Gregory’s drunk! Drudge has the audio! MORE »