If he's so concerned about the children being in school, he should probably pay their teachers.
Those lousy Samaritans are in big trouble, too.
John McCain rolls out some highly refined bitchery. Won't you join him?
Every time you think you understand what evil looks like there's another news story.
It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL.
The Duterte family is what you'd get if the Trump family were crossed with 'Sons of Anarchy.'
It seems impossible, we know, but not all officers are friendly.
Jeff Sessions gonna lock YOU up!
The President of the Philippines seems determined to apply Godwin's Law to himself.
Maine Gov. Paul LePage has vowed to never ever ever speak to reporters again, and possibly to hold his breath until he turns sane.
Apparently LePage thinks it's cool to say you want to murder a legislator, as long as you only want to murder him in a duel in 1825.
Yet another state program to test welfare recipients for drugs has found no drug fiends getting welfare. Clearly, the answer is tougher drug tests.
Sotomayor doesn't think it's OK for cops to illegally stop and search you, then come up with reasons why later. Weird!
A Virginia middle-schooler was charged with larceny and suspended from school after a cop accused him of 'stealing' a 65-cent carton of milk that he was entitled to have as part of his free school lunch. Franz Kafka would be proud.
A top fundraiser for Sen. John McCain was arrested Tuesday in a Phoenix meth lab bust -- or at least, according to the very careful phrasing in the Arizona Republic, Emily Pitha is a "woman listed as the RSVP...
How incompetent is Paul LePage, the racist Hefty bag of bile and moose leavings who's somehow won two terms as Maine's governor? Apart from being so blessedly stupid that he mistakenly allowed a bunch of progressive legislation to become...