Tag: drug war

i mean it's not 'grab em by the pussy' but still...

AT&T Loves America So Much It’s Selling Customers’ Privacy Straight To Law Enforcement

AT&T helps law enforcement reach out and touch someone without warrants -- and you help pay for it!

Stoners Do Good, Save All The Homelesses In Colorado With Their Pot Tax Dollars

Instead of paying money to send people to jail for possession, Aurora, Colorado is taxing it and then doing good stuff with the money.
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Mexico Rudely Refuses To Build Gold-Plated Border Fence For Donald Trump

Oh, southern Messican neighbor, why must you disappoint our Donald Trump so? First you send a new army of rapists to America to scare him EVERY DAMN DAY, and now you say you don't have any plans to pay...

A Story About Mexican Drug Violence Donald Trump Is Too Weak To Tell

Donald Trump has become persona non grata among decent people these days, because he said Mexican immigrants are "bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.” Sure, he allowed that some Mexicans are just the sweetest, except for the rape. Thursday, former...

People Are Finally Going To Jail For Iraq War Crimes. No, Really!

Four Blackwater mercenaries were sentenced Monday for the 2007 massacre of 17 unarmed Iraqi civilians in Nisour Square, with three of the thugs getting 30-year sentences and their leader getting a full life in prison, which as of today makes...
Hardened criminals to now be released from chain gangs early.

Fox News Displeased: California Begins Releasing Hardened Children From Juvie

One of the few bright spots for liberals in Tuesday’s “tectonic skullfucking” of an election was the passing of progressive ballot initiatives in various states. In California, voters passed Proposition 47, which reclassifies some nonviolent property and drug crime...

Pro-Pot Primary Challenger Harshes Texas Congressman Silvestre Reyes’s Mellow

What was it that that turned the tide for 40-year-old former El Paso councilman Beto O'Rourke, a guero dude in a supermajority Latino Texas district, in his quest to unseat eight-term incumbent and totally cool drug warrior Congressman Silvestre...

California Senator Dianne Feinstein Has Hot New Idea For Drug War: ‘Just Say No’

California Senator and world's greatest Democrat Dianne Feinstein has done some creative thinking on the scourge that is Drugs, and she has some terrific ideas that are fresh and new and "outside-the-box" and other fresh and new ways of...

Science Finds Simple Source of ‘Lasting Happiness,’ So It’s Completely Illegal To Have It

Do you want "lasting happiness"? It is available to everyone! There are two doorways to this "measurable personality change" that stays with people pretty much forever. The first is arduous and requires a good deal of natural empathy and...

Pot Legalization Initiative Winning Stupid White House Petition Website

America's potheads are (ironically?) the only citizens motivated enough to go to the White House's gimmicky, half-assed new "We the People" petitions website and type up their solemn demands for the President to let the harmless weed-lovers live in...

Dumb Drug War Propagandist To Tommy Chong: ‘My Heart Goes Out To You … You’ve Got a Marijuana Addiction’

Hey, did you hear that Ron Paul -- lifelong libertarian and opponent of the Drug War -- has sponsored some federal legislation to end the marijuana prohibition? To CNN's challenged cable-news hosts, this is shocking news, that a lifelong...

Ron Paul Starts ‘R3VOLUTION’ With Marijuana Legalization Bill

To the delight of microwaveable snack industry executives nationwide, sex god Ron Paul and other sex god Barney Frank are introducing the nation's first "HOW ABOUT WE FINALLY LEGALIZE THE MARY-JUANA" bill, which, eh, probably has no chance, but...

America’s Drug Czar Enters Drug Treatment Center

“Drug czar” Gil Kerlikowske is the saddest man in America. First he can’t wage a write-in campaign for U.S. Senate in Alaska because his name is even more difficult to spell than that of Lisa Murkowski. And now, on...

Mexican President Fears California Will Ruin His Pot Business

Wake up, West Coast dope hippies! If voters approve California's Proposition 19, everything will be ruined for Mexico's farmers, soldiers, and cops! Thus speaks Don Pito Calderone, the top narco-capo of the República de México who moonlights as a...

Anti-American Mexican TeeVee News Mocks Our Proud Spring Break Kids

After three grim minutes of bullet-riddled bodies hanging beneath bridges and other common scenes from Mexico's drug war, something truly terrible occurs in this video report: Beer-guzzling backwards-cap-wearing U.S. college kids tumble out of a tour bus in a...

Hillary Celebrates Mexican Bicentennial By Declaring War

Everything is going hunky-dory down here, South of the Border, as we stock up on ISLAMO-TEQUILA for the 200th anniversary of Mexico’s "independence" from foreign rule. But Hillary Clinton is bored being Secretary of State when every PUMA knows...