SHE HAS POLITICAL COOTIES: From Drudge, who is at his best when making fun of Hillary: “CONGRESSIONAL SOURCE: Hillary having trouble finding superdelegates who will meet with her… ‘No one wants to see her today’… Developing…” [Drudge Report]

The link is just to some AP story that doesn’t say anything we don’t already know. Hey here is some news: Hillary has no public events planned today, Wednesday, the day after. [DRUDGE REPORT] MORE »

IT’S JUST LIKE THEY PREDICTED: MATT DRUDGE IS SHOUTING ON HIS WEBSITE, “EXITS SHOW EASY OBAMA WIN IN NC,” SO THAT’S ONE FOR OBAMA SO FAR, HUMANS. [Drudge Report]

The Tennessee Republican Party issued this press release today, in the wake of Barack Obama’s hesitance to denounce, or reject, anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan’s support in last night’s debate. Obama’s Muslim heritage poses so great a threat that the press release felt it was proper to use his full name: “The Tennessee Republican Party today joins a growing chorus of Americans concerned about the future of the nation of Israel, the only stable democracy in the Middle East, if Sen. Barack Hussein Obama is elected president of the United States.” [Update below!] And guess which photo they used to illustrate this point? MORE »

Yikes. And according to Drudge, “EXIT POLLS SHOW 2:1 OBAMA LEAD OVER HILLARY IN VA AND MD, 3:1 IN DC.” Jesus, this Luo Tribesman might be a star someday. [The Page, Drudge Report]

The economy is crumbling and very soon we will all be dead. For example, Apple expects sales to grow by 29% in its second fiscal quarter, and Wall Street is calling this a “disappointment” (Mr. Wall Street, he said it himself). But White House demon ice queen Dana Perino tells us “the long-term fundamental health of our economy is very strong,” which should ease the fears of the growing mortgage-default hobo brigade. [AP/Yahoo]

Honestly, we’re shocked he’s not leading with weather porn. But this hurricane is only hurting Mexican potential future illegal immigrants, and his love of an imaginary catfight trumps even the heaviest of rain storms. MORE »

Drudge Report (long since corrected)

During an Iowa campaign stop, 9-year-old Emma Claire Edwards made her true feelings about the presidential race known. MORE »

God help us all, we think he’s trying to make a “joke.” MORE »

Foreigners, probably illegal immigrants, have obviously broken into Matt Drudge’s stately Florida home, taken him hostage, and assumed control of his popular news website. Expect Mark Halperin to be penning La Nota by the end of the week. MORE »