DRUDGE DURNK
Thursday, July 26th, 2007
Drudge Report (long since corrected)
Drudge Report (long since corrected)
DRUDGE DURNK
Thursday, July 26th, 2007
Emma Edwards Betrays Father, Elizabeth Trolls Blogs
Thursday, June 21st, 2007
During an Iowa campaign stop, 9-year-old Emma Claire Edwards made her true feelings about the presidential race known. MORE »
During an Iowa campaign stop, 9-year-old Emma Claire Edwards made her true feelings about the presidential race known. MORE »
Drudge Finds Mind For the Sole Purpose of Losing It Again
Friday, June 15th, 2007
God help us all, we think he’s trying to make a “joke.” MORE »
God help us all, we think he’s trying to make a “joke.” MORE »
Illegals Take Over Drudge
Thursday, March 8th, 2007
Foreigners, probably illegal immigrants, have obviously broken into Matt Drudge’s stately Florida home, taken him hostage, and assumed control of his popular news website. Expect Mark Halperin to be penning La Nota by the end of the week. MORE »
Foreigners, probably illegal immigrants, have obviously broken into Matt Drudge’s stately Florida home, taken him hostage, and assumed control of his popular news website. Expect Mark Halperin to be penning La Nota by the end of the week. MORE »
Hillary Attempts to Join Cast of ‘Designing Women’ Two Decades Too Late Monday, March 5th, 2007
AL GORE IS CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING, WHICH IS A MYTH, BUT IT’S STILL HIS FAULT
Tuesday, February 20th, 2007
Those “in the know” have been aware for some time that Al Gore invented the “global warming” myth purely to sell his stupid movie and win awards and fuck movie stars. But now one website dares to tell the real “inconvenient truth:” Al Gore didn’t merely make up global warming, he is also causing it! MORE »
Those “in the know” have been aware for some time that Al Gore invented the “global warming” myth purely to sell his stupid movie and win awards and fuck movie stars. But now one website dares to tell the real “inconvenient truth:” Al Gore didn’t merely make up global warming, he is also causing it! MORE »
Gossip Roundup: Speaker’s Box
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
* Heard on the Hill: Former Jack Kingston spokesman starts media consulting firm, argues that politicians need to be more like Kid Rock… Anonymous wag sends out email from the made-up “House Select Committee on Global Warming, Energy & Happy Feet.” [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: There will be lots of political celebrities in Nancy Pelosi’s box tonight. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: New Rep. Paul Hodes is a kids band with his wife Peggo. The band is called “Peggosus.” … Here comes Henry Waxman’s kid to be a DC lobbyist! [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: Drudge overwhelms Senate website… Jon Tester tries to quiet the Senate, shouts “Have order in the House.” … Rep. Don Young: “”I am wearing this red shirt today; it’s the color of the bill that we are debating, communist red.” [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: Dem strategist Jack Quinn suffered a concussion after a skiing accident… Rep. Virginia Foxx sponsored a bill honoring Christmas tree sellers, owns a Christmas tree nursery. [The Politico]
* Heard on the Hill: Former Jack Kingston spokesman starts media consulting firm, argues that politicians need to be more like Kid Rock… Anonymous wag sends out email from the made-up “House Select Committee on Global Warming, Energy & Happy Feet.” [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: There will be lots of political celebrities in Nancy Pelosi’s box tonight. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: New Rep. Paul Hodes is a kids band with his wife Peggo. The band is called “Peggosus.” … Here comes Henry Waxman’s kid to be a DC lobbyist! [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: Drudge overwhelms Senate website… Jon Tester tries to quiet the Senate, shouts “Have order in the House.” … Rep. Don Young: “”I am wearing this red shirt today; it’s the color of the bill that we are debating, communist red.” [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: Dem strategist Jack Quinn suffered a concussion after a skiing accident… Rep. Virginia Foxx sponsored a bill honoring Christmas tree sellers, owns a Christmas tree nursery. [The Politico]
Poor, Trusting Matt Drudge Betrayed Again
Monday, January 8th, 2007
Drudge is shocked by the “news” that Congress isn’t in session today. This is an apparent violation of their promise to accomplish everything ever in 100 hours, then spend the rest of the year making lanyards or learning to knit or something. MORE »
Drudge is shocked by the “news” that Congress isn’t in session today. This is an apparent violation of their promise to accomplish everything ever in 100 hours, then spend the rest of the year making lanyards or learning to knit or something. MORE »
Mark Foley Madness!
Friday, September 29th, 2006
Maf54: Do I make you a little horny?
Teen: A little.
Maf54: Cool.
-Matt Drudge, 9/29/06
Representative Mark Foley dramatically resigned today as every Washington news outlet raced to find and publish his cyber-sex with teenagers, promising that things are about to get a whole lot creepier before they can be spun back to business as usual. We’ve all read the emails, and they’re creepy-but-vague. But these filthy IMs describing specific sex acts are ON THE WAY — ABC has them and no one can get get to them (except for what they spoonfeed Matt) until Charlie Gibson does his dramatic reading tonight.
So we’ll make sure to let you know the second we hear the filthy details, even though it’s a fucking Friday night. The sacrifices we make for you.
The story so far and assorted uncomfortable funnies, after the jump.
Maf54: Do I make you a little horny?
Teen: A little.
Maf54: Cool.
-Matt Drudge, 9/29/06
Representative Mark Foley dramatically resigned today as every Washington news outlet raced to find and publish his cyber-sex with teenagers, promising that things are about to get a whole lot creepier before they can be spun back to business as usual. We’ve all read the emails, and they’re creepy-but-vague. But these filthy IMs describing specific sex acts are ON THE WAY — ABC has them and no one can get get to them (except for what they spoonfeed Matt) until Charlie Gibson does his dramatic reading tonight.
So we’ll make sure to let you know the second we hear the filthy details, even though it’s a fucking Friday night. The sacrifices we make for you.
The story so far and assorted uncomfortable funnies, after the jump.
Ernesto Disappoints Drudge, Nation With Failure to Fuck Shit Up
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
Oh, Matt. We’re sorry. All that buildup and then he couldn’t deliver? We’ve all been there, buddy. MORE »
Oh, Matt. We’re sorry. All that buildup and then he couldn’t deliver? We’ve all been there, buddy. MORE »