Tag: drudge report

DRUDGE SIRENS! Black People Beat Up Nice Trump Supporter’s Car In Obviously Fake Video!

This is what happens when you take someone who calls themselves 'Joey Salads' seriously.
Remember the video game?

Stupidest People On Internet Going Postal Over Troll Who Says He Rips Up Trump Absentee Ballots

OMG proof of rampant voter fraud AND the sky is also falling!

Is This Barack Obama’s Giant Boner? Sure, Why Not

Oh, so you wouldn't mind seeing Obama's ding-dong but Trump's would gross you out? DOUBLE STANDARD! But we get it.
What could they possibly be trying to distract from?

Guess Matt Drudge Forgot He Already Admitted ‘Bill Clinton’s Love Child’ Story Was Bunk. Huh!

Does Matt Drudge have Alzheimer's? We are just asking questions!

Donald Trump Jr. Obviously Inherited His Smarts From His Daddy

Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!

Obama Not Wearing Wedding Ring In Laos, Probably For Gay Muslim Reasons (Again)

Typical Islamofascist gaywad.

Hair Expert Matt Drudge Knows Hillary Clinton Is Super Jealous Of Trump’s Luxurious Mane

Did you know Hillary is trying to copy everything that loser Donald Trump does? It's so obvious!

What Is Hillary Clinton Dying From Today?

She is dying of all the things, and all the things are dying of her, UNFORTUNATELY.

Daily Caller And RedState Post Thoughtful Reactions To Dallas Police Shootings, Wait What?

The editor of National Review Online also had something decent to say!

Five Dallas Cops Killed By Sniper Who Wanted Race War. Joe Walsh Says He’s IN!

Gunmen fired on Dallas police Thursday night following a protest march, killing five and wounding seven.

DRUDGE SIREN AND FAINTING COUCH: Some Mexican Kids Said Some Cuss Words

DRUDGE SIRENS AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAY "WHOA!" Matt Drudge found some kids cussing: Sounds like front page news aggregator website material! And if we go to the video, we do find children of the Hispanic...
SUP BRO?

Matt Drudge Gives Male Roommate Traditional Heterosexual Gift Of Real Estate

DRUDGE SIRENS AND DISCO BALLS AND CHER SINGING "DO YOU BELIEEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?!" There is a News Item in the News, about Matt Drudge, racist copy/paster for the Drudge Report, who says he is a heterosexual, which...

Finally, People Make Fun Of Hillary’s Looks For A Change!

At last! Instead of attacking Hillary Clinton for substantive issues, like how she has murdered every single one of her enemies except Mike Huckabee, some shallow attacks, for the first time ever, on her hair. It all started when Matt...
Still up on that cross.

Kim Davis Is In Jail, And Wingnuts Are Jizz-Crapping Their Pull-Ups In RAGE!

CRU-CI-FY! CRU-CI-FY! CRU-CI-FY! Oh, we are just joshing, nobody wants Kim Davis crucified. (OR DO WE?) Wingnuts, though? Remember that time they lost their whole country in the span of a week, because gay marriage was legalized and the Confederate flag...

Donald Trump Already President Of All You Overrated Losers

So that "debate" thingie last night, you saw it, yes? Where nine of America's biggest losers pulled out their gruesome dick junk and showed it to Fox News's Megyn Kelly and Bret Baier on live television, but nobody was...
"You can thank ME for this!"

Get To Baby-Making, Duggars! Muslims To Outnumber You In Only 55 Years!

Hold on tight, Patriotic American Christians, for a calamity approacheth! The Pew Research Center has released a study that finds, if things keep going the way they are, there will be more Muslims than Christians in the world in...