Tag: drinking

Washingtonians are borderline alcoholics. We welcome this fun fact with open arms because drinking is fun, helps DC’s economy, and makes everyone look so...

America's celebration of the Irish traditions of wearing green and pinching and binge drinking and lots of green vomit is almost here! Hooray! St....

Wee hew, it has been nearly one whole year since newly minted President Barack Obama gave a Not-State-of-the-Union speech, in which he discussed how...

Many DC denizens, if given enough seed money to start a business, would rather invest it in something "fun," like cocaine. Others, like the...

So this news channel embedded deep in Bitters country -- West Virginia, Ohio, and Kentucky -- runs the occasional poll asking such probing questions...

It's been a long hard road, people. We've had some hard times, havin' some hard times still. But fellow Americans, one thing is true,...

Well, third time's a charm! Finally, one of you people out of the several hundred MILLION worldwide who claim to be Obama supporters held...

'GEORGE TENET, DRUNK IN BANDAR'S POOL, SCREAMING ABOUT JEWS': A new book details that time George Tenet got totally schnockered on scotch and started...

While Barack Obama appoints Mr. Peabody as the Secretary of Science or whatever and no other news happens except the usual daily rain of...

So after our little tour of the Republican Death Slave Equipment we went next door to The Liffey, the bar of choice for lazy...

The beloved UTNE Reader rented out an entire brewery last night, and your Wonkette joined many other media dorks for fun and hijinx. Here's...

Well, this is a terrible disappointment. The City of St. Paul decided to charge bars $2500 for a license to stay open till 4...

Here is some proof that America's lobbyists remain some of the world's sturdiest boozers: employees of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce recently ran up...

TERRY MCAULIFFE IS SEXIST: Uh oh, it seems that comical former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe is drunk again. In an interview with...

We asked you to come up with the new D.C. Cocktail of the Now, and good jesus did you people respond. There were a...

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