We’ve got our night all planned out. Once we’ve finished the candy we collected from Jesse Jackson’s decimated paper-mache torso, we’ll sit down in front of the ol’ electronic hearth, pour out a drink (Wild Turkey 101, neat), and turn on C-SPAN to figure out the State of our crazy, mixed-up Union. MORE »

Every time Bush, anyone in his administration or the GOP leadership says “up-or-down vote,” do a shot. Should make things a little less painful. — AMBITIOUS HECKLER
UporDownVote.com [Progress for America]
Jack Daniel’s Whiskey shot drinks, Blood of Satan recipe [Drinksmixer]

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