drinking game

DRUNK AS A VOTING SKUNK  3:46 pm October 3, 2012

Your Handy-Dandy Wonkette Debate Drinking Game

by Jesse Taylor

Hi, drunkards! Tonight, in case you didn’t know, is America’s First 2012 Presidential Debate, during which two men will stand on stage and be hectored and/or coddled by Jim Lehrer in a spectacle that matches no version of the word “debate” as the English language has come to commonly define it. Well, we here at [...]

YES WE CAN HAS DRINKS  5:25 pm November 4, 2008

Wonkette’s 2008 Election Night Drinking Game!

by Ken Layne

CLOSING TIME  8:25 pm October 15, 2008

Last Call: Wonkette’s Final 2008 Debate Drinking Game

by Ken Layne

Wait, we only have an hour left to put together a drinking game? That’s not enough time to create high-quality alcoholic comedy! Well, we shall do our best — if by “our best” you mean, “We’ll just throw together a quick phrase/drink list and you can give it a try, at home!”

THANK GOD IT'S THURSDAY  12:02 pm October 2, 2008

Palin-Biden Debate Drinking Game Begins NOW

by Ken Layne

Enough with the high-concept drinking games, the fancy prose, and the unrealistic situations — that you are drinking “with friends,” for example. By this time next year, you might be sharing a storage space with your entire extended family, so let’s go ahead and enjoy the luxury of drinking alone and yelling at the teevee, [...]

IT'S ON!  1:02 pm September 26, 2008

Coward McCain Will (Maybe?) Show Up Tonight, So Here’s Your Debate Drinking Game!

by Ken Layne

Whew, that was close. Goofy old national joke John “Walnuts!” McCain had threatened to skip tonight’s debate unless he, uh, solved the Financial Crisis. Luckily for us, the 500-year-old clown can’t “keep his word” for more than a few minutes, so of course he’ll be at the debate tonight, unless he changes his mind again, [...]

FUNNY PICTURES  10:42 am January 29, 2008

Americans Somberly Celebrate State Of The Union Binge Drinking

by Ken Layne

HILLARY CLINTON  10:01 pm January 28, 2008

Earmarks! Liveblogging Bush’s Lame SOTU, Part II

by Ken Layne

HILLARY CLINTON  9:00 pm January 28, 2008

Liveblogging GWB’s Last (Maybe) State Of The Union

by Ken Layne

GEORGE W. BUSH  4:30 pm January 28, 2008

The Eighth Annual G.W. Bush S.O.T.U. Drinking Game

by Ken Layne

GEORGE W. BUSH  11:34 am January 28, 2008

by Ken Layne

RONALD REAGAN  5:25 pm May 3, 2007

Actually, Here’s a Pretty Great Debate Drinking Game!

by Ken Layne

JON STEWART  6:04 pm July 26, 2006

Remainders: When Your Ass Can Cash All The Checks Your Mouth Writes

by Lauren Spohrer

TOP  11:16 am January 31, 2006

SOTU Drinking Game: Straight Up-and-Down Vote, No Chaser

by Alex Pareene

TOP  9:56 am January 27, 2006

Drinking Game For The Rest Of 2006

by Wonkette Jr.

HENRY THE INTERN  2:18 pm January 11, 2006

In Case You’re Not Already Drunk

by epfeiffer

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