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IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA  8:30 am October 13, 2010

Delaware Embarrassment Christine O’Donnell Debates Yale Divinity Elitist!

by Riley Waggaman

Meatball Succubus Christine O’Donnell has a big teevee showdown tonight with normal person Chris Coons. The debate will be held at the University of Delaware, so this will be the first time Christine O’Donnell actually steps foot in a “real school” that is not Fake Oxford. Will Christine accuse her opponent of trying to spread [...]

DRILL JUDGEY DRILL  2:29 pm June 22, 2010

Hooray! We Can All Go Deep-Water Drill the Gulf Of Mexico Again!

by Jack Stuef

JUDGE BLOCK DEE-WATER DRILLING MORATIORIUM, say the Associated Presses, all grammatical-like. That’s right! Rand Paul 1, Statists 0. U.S. District Judge Martin Feldman in New Orleans decided New Orleans has not had enough trouble. “What we need, folks, is more oil spills up in here,” he probably said, though who knows because BREAKING NEWS. So [...]

RANSOM NOTES  8:53 pm July 15, 2008

Congressman David Dreier Has Gone Crazy

by Ken Layne

Everybody in California’s 26th congressional district got this crazy-ass ALL CAPS hand-written freakout from beloved conservative bachelor David Dreier today. You can read the second page of ALL CAPS “MUST DRILL 4 OIL AT SEA WORLD OR ISLAMO FASCISTS WILL KILL KILL KILL” in the comments of basically all blogs everywhere.


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