Tag Archives: dressage

  the horsey set

Why Won’t Mitt Romney Root For His Wife’s Dumb Horse?

Mitt Romney has taken a look at how they do things over there in old England-Land, and has quickly come to the well-justified conclusion that their Olympics are just a hot metric tonne of garbage compared to the awesome USA American Olympics he ran in Salt Lake City. But you’d think that he’d at least take some time out of hating the 2012 Olympics in general to show a little love for America’s greatest Olympian! We’re of course talking about Rafalca, the dressage horse partly owned by Mitt’s wife Ann. Why is he pretending that he hasn’t spent long evenings out in the stables, feeding Rafalca carrots and pouring out his soul? Read more on Why Won’t Mitt Romney Root For His Wife’s Dumb Horse?…
  bring on the dancing horses

Democrats Alienate Pony-Loving 12-Year-Old Voters With New Horsey Ad

How impressive is the Olympic sport of “dressage”? Well, maybe more impressive than the synchronized ribbon-twirling in rhythmic gymnastics. But that is probably it! So here is some “dressage” for you, and some “Mitt Romney” for you, and a wee reminder that the Romneys wrote $77,000 in horsecare off their taxes. (AT LEAST THE TAXES THAT WE ARE ALLOWED TO KNOW ABOUT.) Do stick through the video at least through the Rick Santorum cameo. Oh man we miss that guy. Read more on Democrats Alienate Pony-Loving 12-Year-Old Voters With New Horsey Ad…