White House Apprentice spin-off series drags on as Republicans try to vote Mexican kids off the island.
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US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.
Donald Trump Having Big Wonderful Immigration Meeting, So Happy, Loves All His Mexican Rapist Friends!
Hope you have your deportation pants on, 'cause you're about to get deported.
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.
The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.
Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief.
Republican tax fuckery lurches forward, Trump quietly scrapping safety regulations, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief.
Durr durr durr durr durr.
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.
Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.
There's a lot more troops are in Niger, Trump takes a field trip, and Ryan Zinke gets REALLY grifty. Your morning news brief.
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.