Tag: dreamers

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

E.T. Phones VOICE Hotline

We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.

Silly Paul Ryan ‘Dabs’ While Taking Healthcare From Millions Of Americans

Paul Ryan had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad town hall last night.

Who Should Be In America, This Badass Young #DREAMer Immigrant Woman, Or Rick Santorum?

IDEA: How about we #DeportRickSantorum?

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.

DRUDGE SIREN AND FAINTING COUCH: Some Mexican Kids Said Some Cuss Words

DRUDGE SIRENS AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAY "WHOA!" Matt Drudge found some kids cussing: Sounds like front page news aggregator website material! And if we go to the video, we do find children of the Hispanic...
Expert of foreigns.

Hispanic Rep. Steve King Knows Ted Cruz Isn’t Some Gross Foreign Mexicuban Alien

The birther-baiting of Ted Cruz, by his own party (which hates him so much), is in full swing, and it could not be more glorious. It started Monday with Donald Trump just casually suggesting that it would be a...
Party on

Jeb Bush Asks Media For Help Slurring Brown Babies

Jeb! Bush continued a family tradition this week: say something stupid, then say something even MORE stupid in an attempt to explain the first stupid thing. You see, John-Elias-Bush Bush is having a lot of trouble figuring out what to...

Rep. Steve King Is Most Mexicanest Person Alive, Says Rep. Steve King

What comes to mind when you think of Iowa Rep. Steve King? Racist? Wingnut? Asshole? Dumb as a knapsack full of syphilitic fucks? Well you are wrong, because the only thing that should come into your mind when you...
Bible's a pretty cool guy. eh saves aleins and doesn't afraid of anything

Rep. Steve King Loves Americans From All Planets Except The Messican Ones

Oh, Rep. Steve King's Iowa Cow-Tippers For Freedom convention has been going so well! The space between Donald Trump's hair and his flag pin told the audience that he woulda beat that Barack Obama in 2012, and how he...

A Rousing Defense Of Rand Paul By Wonkette Against Scurrilous Charges That Were Made By Us, Wonkette

We here at Yr Wonkette, the world's greatest and most beloved mommyblog recipe hub, strive to be like Mary Poppins: practically perfect in every way, but with dick jokes. However, it has been drawn to our attention, by us, that...

Watch Steve King Get Schooled By Hero DREAMers, While Rand Paul Bravely Runs Away

Meet your new hero, America. Her name is Erika Andiola, and she's a "Proud Undocumented and Unafraid Mexican-American." If you watch the video -- which you MUST do, RIGHT now, go on, we'll wait for you -- you'll see...

Ronald Reagan’s Other Son Says New Immigration Order Baby-Rapes Latinos

Michael "The Other One" Reagan has an eloquent column out today in "The Cagle Post" and it is so thoughtful and wise! Basically, Barack Nobama is Jerry Sandusky, child-raping Latinos, by changing immigration enforcement priorities for DHS and ICE....

Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Anchor Babies Away!

Republicans are mad at Mexican lover Barack Obama because he wants to temporarily not destroy the lives of brown people who have lived in America pretty much their whole life by renditioning them to a country they have never...