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When you invite the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms onto your college campus, well, you just gotta expect they’ll eventually tackle a student who happens to be dressed as a ninja. No use getting so worked up about it. Still, it provides us with additional insight into the life of your typical ATF employee. We can’t decide which is more fitting, this:

Or this:
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We don’t know what it has to do with teaching kids about the proper disposal of Nuclear Waste, but the Yucca Mountain Youth Zone has some sort of flash game that has kept us distracted and unable to work for like an hour now. The first Federal Government Website for Kids that Mom and Dad can enjoy too? MORE »

There was DHS, then FEMA, perennial favorite the NRO, the brilliant artistry of the USDA, and eventually our frenemies overseas joined in with Captain Hamad and the cutest martyr in Palestine.

But all must take a backseat to the awesomeness of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms kids website. Not because it has a funny mascot, or cats in rocketships, or human-animal hybrids, or even because it’s very good — it was clearly thrown together in 20 minutes by a guy with no web design experience. No, because it has pictures, drawn by kids, depicting what they think their ATF agent parents do.

There are a shitload more after the jump. Why? Because we love you.

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