The McCain campaign has released this new ad claiming that Barack Obama is the “Dr. No of energy security,” the theme of which is plagiarized from a 1962 film called James Bond And John McCain Score With Flappers. Old-timey cultural references aside, what the hell is that “energy security”? Why can’t someone oppose retarded things like the gas tax and domestic offshore drilling and not be held responsible for 9/11? Because of 9/11, of course. [YouTube]