Like so many bloggers before him, Colorado college newspaper editor David McSwane had run out of bad things to say about George W. Bush. Facing a deadline for his column, he broke down and published his four-word masterpiece that managed to boringly combine an already boring “Don’t Taze Me Bro” catchphrase with the boring-since-the-Florida-recount “Fuck Bush” catchphrase. But instead of being fired for this ancient sell-by-date sloganeering, young McSwane became a hero to millions of people who are probably already saying “Go Ron Paul!” MORE »

If you laughed at Taser Boy saying “Don’t taze me bro,” then you are a fascist and this is now fascism so maybe next time you will give Taser Boy some respect or something. Also, stop laughing, it’s not funny! [CBC]

“This is clearly going to be the high point of this guy’s life. I can’t wait until he’s old, he’s got long hair, a long white beard, probably drooling, and he’ll tell everyone, Remember that day I got Tasered? That was me!” [allDAY]