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  the best of the worst

All Hail State Legislative Sh*tmuffin Of The Year, Tennessee Senator Stacey Campfield!

A big congratulatory rubber-gloved handshake to Tennessee state Sen. Stacey Campfield, our inaugural winner of the Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award, State Legislator Division. And indeed, who more fitting than the very man who inspired the creation of the award? And so we doff our leather kitten headgear to you, Insert Name Here Stacey Campfield, for outstanding achievement in the field of trying to make life miserable for the people of State Tennessee. Read more on All Hail State Legislative Sh*tmuffin Of The Year, Tennessee Senator Stacey Campfield!…
  states in which it is not great to be gay

Tennessee Legislators Stand Up For Sad, Gay-Hating Therapists

Are you in graduate school to get a counseling degree? Are you a Christian? Do you hate having to talk to sluts and gays? Well you are in luck! The Tennessee state legislature is standing up for your religious freedom to be as bigoted in your professional life as you are in your private one! Indeed, apparently counseling graduate students all over the place are being presented with therapy clients living lifestyles the graduate students disapprove of — people like Michigan hero Julea Ward, who not only spells her name stupidly but was also booted from Eastern Michigan University for, according to The Tennessean, “refusing to counsel gay clients or clients who were sexually active but not married.” Who will protect the Julea Wards of the world?! Yes! Tennessee! Thank you. Read more on Tennessee Legislators Stand Up For Sad, Gay-Hating Therapists…
  Don't Ask Don't Tell Worked So Well Before!

Idiot Tennessee Senator Behind ‘Report Gay Kids’ Bill Explains He Just Wants To Help Young Sodomites

Hey, you know that absolutely terrible bill in Tennessee that would require schools to out gay kids to their parents if the kids say they’re gay? And also that OTHER idiotic bill that would cut poor families’ welfare benefits if their kids fail in school? Somehow, what with Your Wonkette being written by people who are not actually (*shudder!*) from Tennessee, we didn’t notice that both bills were the brainchildren of state Senator Stacey Campfield, who is running a strong campaign for Wonkette’s coveted Legislative Shitmuffin Of The Year Award. Sen. Campfield is so very sure of brilliance of his retooled “Don’t Say You’re Gay” bill that he took to the comments section of the Knoxville News Sentinel to defend it. And he’s every bit as douchey and obtuse as you might expect! Read more on Idiot Tennessee Senator Behind ‘Report Gay Kids’ Bill Explains He Just Wants To Help Young Sodomites…
  your secret love's not secret anymore

Tennessee Lawmakers To Gay Kids: We’re Outing You To Parents For Your Own Good

Not to be all anti-Tennessee, because we realize that there are many liberal awesome people in the Tennessee and you will all show up in the comments and remind us of this, but we’ve always presumed that being gay in some parts of Tennessee is…less than a picnic. To be fair,we’ve had evidence of Tennessee’s terrible horribleness before, with the absurd “don’t say gay” bill that actually tried to ban any discussion of teh gayness, even with kids that were teh gay. Mercifully, that thing died on the vine. But hey, Tennessee, try, try again. Bring that bill back and ADD NEW SHIT like  forcing teachers to tell parents if their kids are gay! What could go wrong??? Read more on Tennessee Lawmakers To Gay Kids: We’re Outing You To Parents For Your Own Good…
  modern...get it?

‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill Might Include ‘Don’t Watch Modern Family’ Clause

Our man in La-la Land Stacey Campfield is actually seeing his dreadful “Don’t Say Gay” bill GET SOMEWHERE. The bill, which was adopted by the Tennessee Senate last year and amended to ban the teaching of all but “natural human reproduction science,” just made it through Tennessee’s House education subcommittee. Naturally the discussion surrounding the bill was disgusting and competed with, but did not exceed, Sen. Campfield’s own past statements about homosexuality. Did Campfield’s colleagues feel sorry, or something, that this poor excuse for a human was recently kicked out of a restaurant due to his intolerance of reality? In any case, House education subcommittee chairman Joey Hensley, trapped inside the heart above, remarked that along with not being able to say the word “gay” in schools, parents should not allow their children to watch Modern Family, because then they might realize that the thing they’re learning does not exist from their teachers actually DOES! Inside the TV! Read more on ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill Might Include ‘Don’t Watch Modern Family’ Clause…
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Tennessee Bigot: AIDS Caused By One Monkey-Loving Airline Pilot

Arguably the worst person permitted to make laws on behalf of America, Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield, author of the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, recently took part in an interview on Sirius in which he not only defended his already nightmarish views on homosexuality and AIDS, but pushed his insane agenda even farther, twisting the knife all the way through the chest of America and then pulling it out the other side. And then pushing it back through to create a nice big hole, putting his arm through, waving, making an obscene gesture, etc. Campfield, who evidently grows wild carnivorous rose bushes in his office and has blocked access to every site on the Internet that is not (gay) porn, first of all reminds Sirius OutQ’s “The Gist” show host Michelangelo Signorile that AIDS is all the fault of one monkey-loving airline pilot. It gets wooo-orse. Read more on Tennessee Bigot: AIDS Caused By One Monkey-Loving Airline Pilot…