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HILLARY CLINTON

Vagina Monologues

Monday, December 24th, 2007
  • There’s nothing more compelling than an idea whose time has come. [New York Times]
  • Someone may have mentioned to the President that there was an issue with the security contractors. Maybe more than once. [Washington Post]
  • Hey, listen, better luck next time Rudy. [New York Times]
  • Campaigns have people trolling the comments pages of political sites? We havent fucking noticed. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Hey, Huck, we knew you didn’t like taxes but we didn’t know that you’re retarded. [Los Angeles Times]
  • Hillary Clinton would like to draw your attention to her vagina. [Washington Post]
  • Oh, so it turns out God is dead. [Washington Times]
  • But when it comes to telling the Senate just how they’re spending they’re money, Churches answer to a higher power. [New York Times]

TORTURE

Judge to Bush: I Read The News

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Very distinguishedDon’t plan on leaving Washington this week on any skiing trips out West if you’re George Bush’s lawyer because it turns out that Christmas is your new busy season! Fresh from a blow by federal courts just yesterday, today brought another setback for President Waterboard. District Judge Henry Kennedy (of the Rhode Island Kennendys? Anyone know?) apparently ruled way back in 2005 that the Bush admin should not, you know, destroy tapes and stuff that related to prisoner (mis)treatment and guess what? For some odd reason, he thinks they might have!

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