donna schoenkopf

Oh noez, Barack Obama is committing crimes against literature and comedy and blogging, apparently, because he is self-plagiarizing! Let’s see, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah: When he began working the room and talking to patrons, he came across a table of 10, where he was told that Andre Wupperman, who will turn seven next [...]

WONKET EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!!!1!! Barack Obama has just arrived in Cushing, OK, to talk about energy and supporting this pipeline doohickey if it’s safe, something something algae? On his way out, he stopped to shake hands with nice lady Donna Schoenkopf, who had apparently scammed her way in by pretending to be a reporter. [...]


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