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Rachel Maddow Brings You A Tale Of Polish Teabaggers Vs. Amorous Donkeys

Romance, my ass
From Thursday’s Rachel Maddow Show, a story of love, loss, and redemption from Poznan, Poland. In its farm animal exhibit, the Poznan Zoo has a pair of donkeys, Napoleon and Antosia, who really like each other. They’re inseparable. So inseparable that over the 10¬†years the zoo has had them, they’ve had six foals or whatever babby donkeys are called. And so inseparable that some Polish moral majority types complained about their children witnessing unbridled Donkey Lust to a local official, Lydia Dudziak, who then complained to the zoo, which separated the donkeys, placing them in pens separated by a chain-link fence. Read more on Rachel Maddow Brings You A Tale Of Polish Teabaggers Vs. Amorous Donkeys…
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Let’s Decompress With A Sweet Story About A Mini-Donkey And The Boy Who Loves Her

In all seriousness, Wonkette people, today has been awful when it comes to The News. America’s every-other-day massacre was particularly horrible and heartwrenching today, as news came out that twenty-seven people, mostly kids, were gunned down in an elementary school in Connecticut. Gun rights enthusiasts are, of course, screaming TOO SOON and THE BODIES ARE STILL WARM and WON’T YOU ALL PLEASE THINK OF THE (dead) CHILDREN, because in trigger-happy America, they know that by the time it’s not too soon and the bodies are not warm and stuff, there will be a new TOO SOON, etc. But anyway, it is Friday afternoon, and this day sucks, so let’s all warm our collective hearts with a sweet story about a donkey named “Doodle” and the boy, Carlos, who loves her just so much: A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey named Doodle is protected by the United States Constitution, his lawyers say. Oh fucking hell, this is not a sweet story at all, and our hearts go out to the family and friends of “a miniature donkey named Doodle.” It is, of course, TOO SOON to talk about reforming our man-mini-donkey sex laws to make sure that people like this get the treatment/therapy they need while also protecting the sanctity of Doodle’s diddleparts, SO DON’T EVEN START, commenters. Read more on Let’s Decompress With A Sweet Story About A Mini-Donkey And The Boy Who Loves Her…