Tag: Donald Trump

In an enormously surprising turn of events, a woman fired by Donald Trump's Iowa campaign organization has filed a gender discrimination complaint against the Trump...

Better call the House Select Committee on Benghazi back into session, because with just days to go before the Iowa caucuses, there's finally some...

What up my Wonkers? Oh my goodness, can you believe people are about to actually start VOTING in this primary, which has already been...

Dear Christ help us, Tucker Carlson has written a think-piece for Politico in which he sermonizes to "Washington Republicans" -- you know, the bad,...

Have you met Marco Rubio's personal BFF, the one man who loves him more than anyone else, who braids his hair and tells him...

It's the top-tier Republican losers debate, comin' at us from Iowa on Fox "News," and what in the wide world of ethanol and butter cows are...

It must be his time of the month because Rand Paul and his luscious locks are quite hysterical about that mean brute Donald Trump...

Everyone knows Republicans love the troops the best. That's why they're always sending our troops off to war and sticking yellow ribbon magnets of...

Whee, one more Republican debate before Iowa votes, after which somebody will win the Iowa caucuses and nobody will drop out and we'll have...

Punchy-faced poutine poop Ted Cruz really wants to do some fight club to someone. Anyone. Please? But the first rule of Ted Cruz Fight Club...

We've been having a rollicking good time pointing and laughing at friendless foreigner Ted Cruz, whose guts are hated by every single Republican, especially the...

UH OH the Fox News Republican debate scheduled for Thursday night is RUINT, and it's all because of that terrible harpy lady Megyn Kelly...

Donald J. Trump's jokes are too funny for average people to understand sometimes. This weekend, he said, "I could stand in the middle of...

Marco Rubio's sassy little boots have a point to make again, about guns, again. See, Donald Trump made a YOOOGE LOL this weekend when...

You know who has the literal worst thoughts in the entire world? David Brooks. Besides being as annoying as the midnight-sun-in-the-arctic-day is long, the...

Hello Iowa grannies, can y'all reach into your Medicare check and help Sister Sarah Palin out? Because she would like some gas money for...

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