Tag: Donald Trump

Need Help Losing Weight? Just Watch This Video Of Donald Trump’s Denture Mouth

You didn't need to keep that lunch down anyway.

Steve Bannon Yells At Mitt Romney For Avoiding Vietnam, Something Something Trump’s Bone Spurs

A candidate hid behind religion? Now we are truly shocked.

New Trump Labor Rule Lets Trump Steal Servers’ Tips (Some More)

It really is all out war on workers with these bastards.

Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend

Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY.

Tell It To Clinton’s Dick, Lindsey Graham And Jeff Sessions!

Would you believe Jeff Sessions and Lindsey Graham don't think Trump is obstructing justice? Whoa if true!

Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump’s GOP Nomination By The Pussy

IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.

Robert Mueller Following The Dirty Russian Money All The Way Up Donald Trump’s Ass

Robert Mueller's subpoenas to Deutsche Bank for Trump's dirty Russian money mean shit is about to hit the fan, y'all.

Trump To National Monuments: You’re Fired!

Strip-mining the Grand Canyon remains still only a beautiful dream -- for now.

Trump Makes It Official: I’M WITH THE ACCUSED KID MOLESTER!

What shocking news!

Myanmar Government Insists Rohingya People Are ‘Fake News.’ See? Donald Trump IS Influential.

It's an atrocity, but it's not getting very big ratings.

Trump Idiot Lawyer John Dowd Pretty Sure King Trump Doesn’t Have To Follow ‘Laws’

GOLLY, where have we heard this before?
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.

Good Morning, We’re All Fucked!

The GOP passed an unreadable bill overnight that will screw over pretty much the entire country! Enjoy!

Your Weekly Top Ten Loves You All Very Much. You Know That, Right?

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Only Obstructed Justice In Russia Probe A Bunch Of Other Times, Allegedly

It's not Trump's fault! He's a mere businessman who doesn't understand how 'America' works!

White House So Mad Nobody (Sally Yates) Told Them Michael Flynn Was Bad (Sally Yates Told Them)

And more juicy tidbits about FLYNN FRIDAY!