March 11, 2014
To the shock and surprise of absolutely nobody, Donald Trump’s “Trump University” has been sued by the New York State attorney general’s office for illegal business practices. The suit seeks $40 million in restitution and accuses Trump and his staff of running an unlicensed educational institution and making false claims about its course offerings. “Trump […]
You might think that after all the foofaraw and fuck-tussling over the birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, there’s no way in hell that the birther crowd would ever support a candidate who was indisputably born in a totally different country that is not the U.S.A., right? Don’t be silly. Birthers are coming forward to […]
So here is the “big surprise” that America missed because the first night of the 2012 Republican National Convention got hurricaned out. Of course, it ceased to be much of a “surprise” the second Trump announced he’d be doing something at the Convention (“Bet he’s going to say ‘you’re fired’ to an Obama look-alike,” said everyone, rolling […]
What the fuck is Donald Trump talking about, here, on the Twitter? What is Donald Trump EVER talking about? In this case, he seems to be asking us to sex up the late Libyan dictator’s corpse, for the YOOGEST, CLASSIEST corpse-fucking the world has ever known!
Ugh. We thought we were done with this IRSgate bullshit, since now Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Satan’s Bunghole) has been outed as Congress’s biggest assclown, whom no one should take seriously ever again. (Haha, “ever again” assumes facts not in evidence. Law talk!) But it seems that the non-scandal is turning out to be a scandal […]
You know what the problem is with this whole Edward Snowden/NSA leaks thing? Not nearly enough action! Donald Trump has a solution, though! We need some executions, just like we needed in the Central Park Five case! On Monday’s Fox & Friends (or as RawStory calls it, the “Republican morning talk show “Fox & Friends”), […]
Self-made son of a millionaire Donald Trump — who is only slightly more popular than Congress, which is significantly less popular than head lice — is not finished humiliating himself just yet. True to form, the man whose personal motto is More! Bigger! Tackier! Argle Bargle! is taking his totes real hair to Iowa to […]
Donald Trump wants America to know that he’s not going to fade away. Not that anyone had any realistic hopes that he would. A National Review puff piece today says that Trump is once again suggesting he may run for president, because America Needs Him. This is excellent news for anyone who may have thought […]
Wonkers of the Cold War era (which is like all but seven of you, right?) may remember the somber documentaries about the grim job of manning missile silos, with the narrator intoning that the 2-man crews had standing orders to shoot their partner if he went insane. (This may not actually be true, but we […]
Here you go, we haven’t even watched this yet. (We have it open in another tab, though, and are up to “I’m not the strapping young Muslim Socialist I used to be.” We guess we will keep listening!)
Hey, remember that time Donald Trump (ALLEGEDLY!) referred to someone as “That faggot Jew”?
Jose Canseco has been doing Art, you guys. The wise dragondragon above is titled “Donald Trump the Wise Dragondragon.”