Tag: Donald Trump

Kellyanne Conway Will Run Twitter Lynch Mob, For Donald Trump, America, And So Much $$$!

Conway will fulfill her dreams, by directing an online Twitter trolling horde, for Donald Trump!

Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It

Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?

New York Would Like Some Money For Donald Trump’s Security, Please. First Bill: $35 Million, Cheap!

You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.

Seven Times The Media Lied About Trump’s New HUD Pick, Ben Carson, By Quoting Him

The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all.

Donald Trump And Al Gore Will Heroically Save World From Global Warming Sky Fires! Hooray!

WHO WANTS TO BE A HERO PRESIDENT? DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO BE A HERO PRESIDENT?

Ann Coulter And Sarah Palin Feeling BETRAYED! By Sexxxy Boyfriend Donald Trump

Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!
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Dana Rohrabacher (R-The Taliban) For Secretary Of State? LOL They Are Just F*cking With Us Now

Donald Trump is having a real hard time filling his cabinet! There are only so many Christianist lunatics who don't believe in public schools to run the department of Education, and actual mustache-twirling villains foreclosing on 90-year-old women over...

Citizen Shoots Up DC Pizza Place To Investigate Hillary Clinton’s Child Sex Ring, As One Does.

Fake News begets real news, which begets fake news that real news is fake.

Army Corps Of Engineers Tells Dakota Access Pipeline Developers To Go Lay Pipe Somewhere Else

The Army Corps of Engineers finally doesn't fuck something up. (Yes, we remember Katrina.)

Army Rides To Indians’ Rescue, Shuts Down DAPL. Wonkagenda for Monday, December 5, 2016

#DAPL protesters win, armed nutjobs are 'investigating' Hillary Clinton's kid sex ring, and Trump is poking Ghyna in the eye. Your daily news brief!
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Deleted Comments: So This Is Where The Truly Depraved Hang Out

Yet another grab-bag of brilliance from our Deleted Comments bin, plus a bonus crazy lady on your Editrix's facebook page! Wear thick gloves if actually grabbing.

We Made You This HELL. NO. Blue Baseball Cap, Because Donald Trump Can F*ck Himself Is Why

There's three million more of us and we're not slinking away.

TJ Maxx, Marshall’s Decide Not To Bone Employees For Christmas. Michigan, On Other Hand …

TJ Maxx and Marshall's are coming down on the right side for workers; Michigan plays Class Warfare games.
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House Science Committee Celebrates Death Of Facts By Retweeting Fake Breitbart Climate Article

What's that? The House Science Committee retweeted Breitbart? Honey, it IS Breitbart.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has Had It Up To Here With Kellyanne Conway

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!