Tag: Donald Trump

Donald Trump just loves coal and oil, they're just tremendous and terrific. YOOOGE.

Donald Trump's "liaison on Christian policy," Frank Amedia, is a powerful man of God who does faith healings on TV (offscreen, at least), and kept the 2011 jJapanese tsunami from hurting anyone. In Hawaii.

Donald Trump's new consigliere Paul Manafort guarantees there's no way Trump would consider a woman or a minority for vice president, because he only wants qualified people and doesn't pander to anyone but white males.

Donald Trump: as good at charity as he is at everything else in life. Bernie Sanders: doing this why, exactly?

Washington State's primary Monday had two winners; Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Only one of them actually won any delegates, because Washington does things strangely.

Salon murdered our brains with one million words about disembeddedness and Trump steaks. We are dead now. We are a ghost.

Megan McArdle, libertarianess, has been doing some Thinkering, and holy fuckballs! Cogitating, she was, about who is really to blame for the rise of...

In other news, Starr is losing his position as president of Baylor University after covering up some rapes!

Donald Trump refers to Vince Foster's suicide as 'very fishy' in Washington Post interview. You know WHAT ELSE is very fishy?

What should Hillary Clinton's hobby be? Knitting, or genocide?

No one understood women like Henry VIII, that is for sure. Except maybe Ted Bundy!

Donald Trump acknowledges climate change isn't 'bullshit' or 'a hoax' when it's threatening his Irish golf course.

Lindsey Graham is now reportedly asking Republican donors to get behind Trump.

We got a whole lot of angry comments about Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, and we have no idea why. OK, maybe some idea why.

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