Tag: Donald Trump

Expendable. Can't even ride a 4-wheeler on that thing!

Trump: Put Your Head Between Your Knees And Kiss Those ‘National Monuments’ Goodbye!

Beautiful vistas, like doctor visits, are for people who can afford them.

Son Of The Obamacare Repeal That Would Not Die Part 3: The Stupiding

You know what really Conquered The World? SINGLE PAYER.

Genius Republican Thinks Waiters Aren’t Worth Wasting Medicine On

If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

Sad Nazis Find Out Trump Is Not Their Real Daddy After All

Snowflake Nazis are the real victims here, if you think about it!

Uh Oh, *Even Jason Chaffetz* Acting Like Michael Flynn’s In Deep Trump Russia Shit Now!

Is Michael Flynn about to be thrown under the bus? MAYBE.

Donald Trump Learns About Delicious Space Pee

Donald Trump had a very good day today.

The 83 Most Embarrassing Moments In Donald Trump’s AP Interview

This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.

Now *Senate* Intelligence Committee Dicking Around On Trump-Russia. Awesome.

We thought they were the grown-ups. We really thought so.
Sorry. Had to spell it that way this once

Deleted Comments: Nazis And Furries And My Little Pony Because Man, People Suck

Yep, far-right loonies are everywhere.

Your Weekly Top Ten Rates Trump’s First 100 Days As PUNY AND WEAK AND SAD!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Badass Sally Yates Ready To Fuck Trump Up In Front Of House Intel Committee!

Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?

Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?