Tag: Donald Trump

Donald Trump Fixin’ To Deport ALL Y’ALL, But *Very Compassionately*

A brief outline of the New Cruelty.

Louie Gohmert Officially Biggest Pussy In Congress

Louie Gohmert can't do town halls, because he's scared WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Maybe Bestest GOP Senator Ever Susan Collins Can Get Trump’s Taxes For Us!

Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.

Idiot Trump Appointees Can’t Even Pass Background Checks, Doy Doy Doy, You’re Fired!

The real news: at least some people in the Trump administration *do* have to release their taxes.

Kellyanne Conway Invited On All TV Shows That Ever Existed, Says Kellyanne Conway

Where's Kellyanne Conway? Did she get shitcanned too?

Which Members of Congress Are We Yelling At Today? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.

Betsy DeVos Wanted To NOT Screw Transgender Kids? The Fuck You Say?

Betsy DeVos was ... the voice of reason? WTF?

Ukraine Is PISSED Y’ALL About Trump Pals’ Freelance Diplomacy They Deny Having Done

Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them.

Sean Spicer Picking Fights With Anne Frank Center, Because That’s What Winning Looks Like

Like come on, Donald Trump is the hero of the Jewishes, how can people not see that?
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups

Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.

Donald Trump’s New National Security Adviser Sane, Smart, Competent. How The Hell Did THAT Happen?

Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.

Thanks, Liberals, For Being INSANE AND MEAN About Melania Doing The Lord’s Prayer

Who is a bigger dumb? Dinesh D'Souza or Joe Walsh? TRICK QUESTION, THEY BOTH WIN.

Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Has No Idea If He Did The Thing He Says He Did, Russia Who What Now?

You thought the Sweden story was weird? Get a load of this one.