Tag: donald rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld has a lot of old man angst these days, and of course the recent 9/11 anniversary did not help. He was crying...

At some point during the Iraq War, the United States decided not only to torture and unlawfully imprison all the furriner brown people it...

Forgotten war criminal Donald Rumsfeld was taking a flight back to one of his mansions for the weekend when he was apprehended and felt...

Donald Rumsfeld's long career of public service is over and now he, like any retired grandparent/war criminal, spends a lot of time on The...

ARE DONALD RUMSEFELD AND DICK CHENEY LIZARD PEOPLE FROM OUTER SPACE WHO EAT HUMAN FLESH? For years, this is the one question the world...

Are you a small business owner looking (now that our economy is in Recovery) to hire an actual destroyer of human beings for your...

Do you have a "pretend sex addiction"? Or, if you're lucky enough to occasionally be around people who drunkenly agree to have sex with...

A hundred years ago, an angel was born on Earth. So this weekend, eat some jelly beans (get diabetes) in honor of Ronald Reagan. ...

America's Grandpa of Death Donald Rumsfeld is having his memoir published on Tuesday, serving as an addendum to George W. Bush's book in that...

A devious "cold air mass" from Canada floated across our unprotected border and then proceeded to drop giant snow-dumps all over our great nation...

Donald Rumsfeld's memoir will be published in January. Don't read it: "Known and Unknown," being published by Sentinel (an imprint of Penguin), refers to Rumsfeld's...

Matt Yglesias is reaping the many benefits of "blogging whilst standing" -- a yoga position championed by Donald Rumsfeld. A squadron of Eliot Ness...

Have you read all of Karl Rove's memoir Me, Poop, Trash, & Gargoyles and presented your findings to your fellow unemployment line decorations yet,...

Aww, Jim Inhofe’s grandchildren built Al Gore a spacious snow cavern to live in! How did they know Al's fursona was a "homeless but...

New information has arisen concerning former mid/lower-level no-name douchey excerpt-mongering George W. Bush speechwriter, the very smart conservative person Matt Latimer! Last week we...

What a fantastic spring it's been in DC, what with the terrible muggy spell in early May, and now there's nothing but terrible swampy...

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