Via Flogging Dead Horses Is Very Bad, Strangling Mistresses Is Totally Forgivable
Monday, October 16th, 2006
A Wonkette operative living in Don “Chokehold” Sherwood’s district kindly forwarded us a “personal letter” from the Chokin’ Congressman’s poor wife.
The terrible thing has been direct-mailed all over the 10th district, turning Carol Sherwood’s private agony into common junk mail. We’ve got the whole sadly hilarious thing, after the jump.
A Wonkette operative living in Don “Chokehold” Sherwood’s district kindly forwarded us a “personal letter” from the Chokin’ Congressman’s poor wife.
The terrible thing has been direct-mailed all over the 10th district, turning Carol Sherwood’s private agony into common junk mail. We’ve got the whole sadly hilarious thing, after the jump.
The Pennsylvania Strangler
Monday, October 16th, 2006
We love Don Sherwood. It’s not like he’s the only congressman who strangles his mistress, but he is the only one who got caught strangling his mistress. MORE »
We love Don Sherwood. It’s not like he’s the only congressman who strangles his mistress, but he is the only one who got caught strangling his mistress. MORE »
Pennsylvania Strangler Doesn’t Need Hastert
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
How hard has the Mark Foley Cocktober Surprise hit the Republicans right now? It’s made two of their congressional leaders so radioactive that Don “Sometimes You Gotta Strangle a Bitch” Sherwood doesn’t want them campaigning for him. MORE »
How hard has the Mark Foley Cocktober Surprise hit the Republicans right now? It’s made two of their congressional leaders so radioactive that Don “Sometimes You Gotta Strangle a Bitch” Sherwood doesn’t want them campaigning for him. MORE »
Cheney Understands … Sometimes You Just Need To Strangle the Bitch
Wednesday, October 4th, 2006
Remember Don Sherwood, the 65-year-old Pennsylvania congressman who got busted for reportedly trying to strangle this young gal he was fucking?
Dick Cheney raised $180,000 for the Pennsylvania Strangler at a fundraiser held in some mansion in Centermoreland Township last month. Bush even did one of those “Vote for the Strangler” phone messages.
Democrat Chris Carney is leading in the race, mostly because of Sherwood’s bizarre sex scandal.
“Sherwood Denies Choking Woman” was the first hilarious headline in the Wilkes-Barre Times Leader. The next day’s headline is just as good: “Republicans rallying to help Sherwood get past report.” More fun, after the jump.
Remember Don Sherwood, the 65-year-old Pennsylvania congressman who got busted for reportedly trying to strangle this young gal he was fucking?
Dick Cheney raised $180,000 for the Pennsylvania Strangler at a fundraiser held in some mansion in Centermoreland Township last month. Bush even did one of those “Vote for the Strangler” phone messages.
Democrat Chris Carney is leading in the race, mostly because of Sherwood’s bizarre sex scandal.
“Sherwood Denies Choking Woman” was the first hilarious headline in the Wilkes-Barre Times Leader. The next day’s headline is just as good: “Republicans rallying to help Sherwood get past report.” More fun, after the jump.
Rumors On The Internets: The Five Letter “F” Word
Monday, October 2nd, 2006
- Foley’s replacement on the GOP ticket in Florida has never even heard of himself. [TPMMuckraker]
- It wasn’t just teenage boys. Mark Foley also liked to “cut open illegal Ecuadorian immigrants and fuck their still pumping aortas.” [Rude Pundit]
- Democrats send out email blast about Foley without even blog-level fact checking. [Washington Wire]
- Ben Stein calls Democrats pedophile-enablers. [Hit & Run]
- Supreme court upholds Texas ban on dildos; loophole exists if they’re used for, “legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose .” [Pandagon]
- Is Pennsylvania Congressional candidate Don Sherwood gonna have to choke a bitch? [YouTube]
- Ah, Britain — where paging a terrorist to remind him to board a plane is still considered funny, not a felony. [YouTube]
- How will Iraq, sex scandals, and the economy affect the midterm election? Just watch the share price — if anybody can see the future it’s coked-up Wall Street gambling addicts. [Tradesports]
- In Gonzales’ Justice Department, anything goes. Seriously, margaritas at lunch and Friday’s No-Pants day. [Above the Law]
- “Funny” Mark Foley t-shirts. [Spreadshirt, CafePress]
- Foley’s replacement on the GOP ticket in Florida has never even heard of himself. [TPMMuckraker]
- It wasn’t just teenage boys. Mark Foley also liked to “cut open illegal Ecuadorian immigrants and fuck their still pumping aortas.” [Rude Pundit]
- Democrats send out email blast about Foley without even blog-level fact checking. [Washington Wire]
- Ben Stein calls Democrats pedophile-enablers. [Hit & Run]
- Supreme court upholds Texas ban on dildos; loophole exists if they’re used for, “legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose .” [Pandagon]
- Is Pennsylvania Congressional candidate Don Sherwood gonna have to choke a bitch? [YouTube]
- Ah, Britain — where paging a terrorist to remind him to board a plane is still considered funny, not a felony. [YouTube]
- How will Iraq, sex scandals, and the economy affect the midterm election? Just watch the share price — if anybody can see the future it’s coked-up Wall Street gambling addicts. [Tradesports]
- In Gonzales’ Justice Department, anything goes. Seriously, margaritas at lunch and Friday’s No-Pants day. [Above the Law]
- “Funny” Mark Foley t-shirts. [Spreadshirt, CafePress]
Gossip Roundup: Our ‘Seedy Underbelly’
Thursday, November 10th, 2005
• Reliable Source Top guns Karl Rove, John Negroponte, Antonin Scalia, Anthony Kennedy, Michael Chertoff, Carlos Gutierrez, John Warner, Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Myers celebrate the Marines’ 230th birthday. . . Bodyguard reportedly followed Dr. Phil to the bathroon of the Capital Grille. [WP]
• Under the Dome: The WB is developing a D.C.-based soap opera that will show “the town
• Reliable Source Top guns Karl Rove, John Negroponte, Antonin Scalia, Anthony Kennedy, Michael Chertoff, Carlos Gutierrez, John Warner, Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Myers celebrate the Marines’ 230th birthday. . . Bodyguard reportedly followed Dr. Phil to the bathroon of the Capital Grille. [WP]
• Under the Dome: The WB is developing a D.C.-based soap opera that will show “the town
