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* Reliable Source: George and Laura Bush get grilled on the tough subjects: Jenna, Jenna’s engagement, etc….Woodbridge native Eunice Omole makes the cut for The Apprentice Africa. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Roundup of important people’s holiday hot spots and office decor…John Boehner’s got some fashion tips. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Mike Huckabee is not always a nice guy. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Larry Craig is all that remains of The Singing Senators. [WP]
* Page Six: Don Imus thinks Tom Brokaw is a pussy. [NYP]
* Rush & Molloy: Bill Clinton stays informed via 24. [NYDN]

With racism defeated and America back on track, radio hero Don Imus will soon return to the airwaves. [CNN/AP]

Thanks, as always, to porn. A press release headlined “‘Nappy Headed Ho’s’ Movie May Fund Imus Retirement” found its way to our inbox today. It’s a heartwarming offer from some California porn producers to give $1 from each DVD sold of an upcoming release to Don Imus.

Nappy Headed Ho’s stars girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of “nappy”), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of “ho”).

That’s the kind of truth in advertising we just can’t get from the rest of the so-called mainstream media.

If Imus refuses to accept the money, the good people at Kick Ass Pictures have decided to donate it to the United Negro College Fund.

Full release after the jump.

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Actually, keep bugging CQ’s Craig Crawford about Don Imus. It’s funny. But good luck doing it via email. His auto-response this weekend was a bit testy. MORE »

Do you have opinions that do not properly respect everybody? Well watch out, because liberals are coming for your job! MORE »

THE OMEGA MAN–Don Imus–the last REAL American

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Just like that movie THE OMEGA MAN, Don Imus is actually the misunderstood hero who’s trying to SAVE America from itself.

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Here’s a tip: no one here at Wonkette liked Don Imus even before he said that thing that wasn’t really any worse than countless other things he’s said before but that got picked up and made into a scandal because, well, we were overdue for a hysterical discussion of racism or something.

We never thought he was funny (maybe he was, back in 1950 or something — who knows? who cares?), we hate his stupid hat (we hear the summers in Westport are lovely, cowboy), we just generally don’t get him. None of this has stopped intrepid constant emailer “Sven K,” who’s been flooding our inbox with increasingly bizarre missives (six so far today!) defending Imus all week. Join us in a tour of his fevered, persecuted mind, after the jump.

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Mere hours after Ana Marie Cox declared her intention to stop doing the Imus show, MSNBC decided to stop simulcasting it. MORE »

Friends, MORE »

* Heard on the Hill: Times Magazine runs a picture of Obama and David Axelrod together in Obama’s Senate office, in possible violation of election law… Capitol Police fail to rescue injured squirrels. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Some celebrities are taller than you’d expect, and vice versa. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Tom Tancredo is against sending some tv person to a Mexican prison… Get ready for the DC “Commission on Fashion Arts and Events,” to celebrate the worst-dressed town on the eastern seaboard! … Kerry loses to Bush in car chase… Hillary apparently only person in Washington not willing to make nice with unfunny old jackass Don Imus. [Examiner]
* Inside the Beltway: WALNUTS! needs to grow a goatee to complete his gradual transition into an evil totalitarian film villain. [WT]
* The Sleuth: Now you are allowed to sympathize with Elizabeth Edwards without giving her husband money. [WP]
* Washington Whispers: Newt Gingrich now a tree-hugging hippie… Chuck Hagel has a book coming out about how he’s maybe running for president maybe. [USN&WR]