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Tag: domestic violence

Confederacy-Humpin’ Lawmaker Beated His Wife, With ‘Morals’

Last year, this South Carolina lawmaker sent Confederate Christmas Cards. This year, he's getting arrested for domestic violence. HUH!
Two great tastes that go great together...

Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won’t Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags!

Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.
It's rabbit holes all the way down.

Sandy Hook ‘Truther’ Planned His Very Own Mass Shooting … Or So They Want Us To Think

A Las Vegas man who believed Sandy Hook was faked has been arrested on charges of plotting a real massacre. If you believe the government, of course.

Looks Like Donald Trump’s Campaign Daddy Might Be Dirty Voter Frauding Bad Guy

Domestic violence allegations, being the horrible man who ran Breitbart, and now this?
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Surprise! Trump’s New Campaign Chief Had A Little Woman-Beating Problem, Allegedly

Steve Bannon, the guy in charge of a campaign that hates women, has a history of allegedly abusing them!

Girlfriend-Kicking Garbage Tech Dude Gurbaksh Chahal May Finally Go To Jail!

The most he's getting is two years, but at least it's something?

Your Senate Sunday: Florida’s U.S. Senate Race About As Screwy As Everything Else In Florida

Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.
"i got a job! beep boop"

Uber Diversifying Its Force Of Independent Robot Contractors

In its quest to be the largest company without a single "employee," Uber outsourced security at one of its San Francisco parking lots to a 300 pound egg-shaped robot. Silicon Valley startup Knightscope created this creepy albino conebot as an...
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

Fox News SHOCKER: Hillary Clinton Beat Bill Like An Egg-Stealing Hound

Fox News, America's most reliable and trusted cable news outlet, has been muddling around for years now, trying to find some dirt on Hillary Clinton that will really stick. Benghazi, excuse us, BENGHAZHI!!1!, has turned out to be a bust. The...
Strange, we keep finding reasons to use this

Mississippi’s Bill To Allow Divorce For Domestic Violence Accidentally Walks Into The Door

Mississippi came perilously close to entering the 20th Century last week (The 21st? Not even close!) as a conference committee considered a bill that would add domestic violence to the acceptable grounds for divorce in the state. In the...
Huck must have needed a whole bottle of his heart pills when this popped up on screen.

Awww, Fox News Is A Feminist Now. How Adorable!

Welcome to the sisterhood, Fox News! We've been totally not expecting you because, duh, you are Fox News. You forbid your girl talkers from wearing pants, so they can show off their smokin' sexy girl legs. For journalism. And...
American Icon

Court Says Bill O’Reilly’s Kids Don’t Have To Live With Terrible Monster Bill O’Reilly

We'd forgotten about that time human-shaped ambulatory turd sack Bill O'Reilly lost custody of his kids, for allegedly beating up their mom in front of them. Of course O'Reilly insisted these scandalous accusations were "100% false," and damn the damned dirty...
Cats with guns regret nothing.

Virginia Republican Ends Domestic Violence With This One Weird Trick (More Guns, Duh)

The Virginia Legislature just can't seem to decide how it feels, exactly, about the issue of domestic violence and guns. In 2014, it voted to not allow guns for anyone convicted of domestic abuse, stalking or sexual battery, which...

White House: Sarah Palin Might Be A Idiot, But Domestic Violence Is Serious Business

Wednesday afternoon, Sarah Palin explained that her son Track beated up his girlfriend because Barack Obama gave him PTSD. At the time, we said, "OMG WTF ARE YOU GODDAMNED KIDDING US, SARAH?" (Or something like that, with a lot...

Sarah Palin: It’s Obama’s Fault My Drunk Son Punched His Girlfriend, For America

Good news! Sarah Palin recovered from Tuesday's hangover just in time to make it to Donald Trump's afternoon rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Bad news? Sarah Palin made it to the rally and opened her mouth, and this is what came out...