Well, this is odd! Let us pray for the children that this ad never airs between 6AM and 10PM. UTTER VULGARITY. (Obviously this online ad will never make it onto American TVs; it was produced for the Web by a German agency, so it’s “way out of the non-queer American mainstream.”) [Copyranter]

Here is a rather low-budget rip of “war correspondent” Michele Bachmann crying with Sean Hannity over how everyone makes fun of her for raising issues that literally do not exist. The actual elected Congressional legislator has judiciously spent her time introducing a constitutional amendment “to prohibit the President from entering into a treaty or other […]

Remember the other day when China said, “Hmm, maybe we want a global reserve currency that isn’t the dollar, as America’s compulsive overborrowing will most certainly lead to hyperinflation, which would suck for us”? This caused our favorite Bush-groping crazed baby-farming Minnesota representative, Michele Bachmann, to propose legislation banning the replacement of the dollar with […]

HOW YOU LIKE IT  12:06 pm September 30, 2008

by Jim Newell

WE’RE RICH AGAIN!: Ha ha, gay Europe is now bailing out all of its banks too, meaning the dollar is somehow rising like a biotch against their fancypants “pound” and “euro.” AMERICA FUCK YEAH, now let’s go buy all of their stuff and burn it because fuck fucking Europe, losers. [Bloomberg]

DENNIS KUCINICH  1:59 pm November 7, 2007

by Jim Newell

IRAQ  2:52 pm September 27, 2007

U.S. Economy In Trouble? Call Chuck Norris

by Ken Layne

CANADA  4:26 pm September 20, 2007

by Alex Pareene

IRAQ  5:15 pm December 27, 2006

Scary Arab Nation Dumping U.S. Dollar!

by Ken Layne

IRAQ  5:06 pm December 18, 2006

Cheery Holiday Financial Update

by Ken Layne