Tag: dollar

Ben Carson So Mad Obama Sold Harriet Tubman Into Slavery Again

Can we all agree that black Republicans are, at the very least, a wee bit odd? Case in point: Failed presidential candidate, half-assed Trump endorser and bestest neurosurgeon in the world Ben Carson, whose brain remains broken because he's...

International Currency Sexytime!

Well, this is odd! Let us pray for the children that this ad never airs between 6AM and 10PM. UTTER VULGARITY. (Obviously this online ad will never make it onto American TVs; it was produced for the Web by...

Michele Bachmann Tries To Save Dollar From Mongols

Here is a rather low-budget rip of "war correspondent" Michele Bachmann crying with Sean Hannity over how everyone makes fun of her for raising issues that literally do not exist. The actual elected Congressional legislator has judiciously spent her...

Bachmann Bravely Defends American Dollar From Imaginary Obsolescence

Remember the other day when China said, "Hmm, maybe we want a global reserve currency that isn't the dollar, as America's compulsive overborrowing will most certainly lead to hyperinflation, which would suck for us"? This caused our favorite Bush-groping...

WE'RE RICH AGAIN!: Ha ha, gay Europe is now bailing out all of its banks too, meaning the dollar is somehow rising like a biotch against their fancypants "pound" and "euro." AMERICA FUCK YEAH, now let's go buy all...

Scary Arab Nation Dumping U.S. Dollar!

Cheery Holiday Financial Update