Tag: doj

Trump Drug Czar Pick Pulls Out To Spend More Time With His Drug Lobby Money

Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.

Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus

We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Team Can’t Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017

Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

Trump’s Fraudulent Voting Commission Accidentally Got Some Democrat On Itself

If you let sane people on the commission, it might not come up with the crazy recommendations you want.

Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017

Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.

Who Is Suing Donald Trump Today?

Blue state A.G.s destroyed Trump's travel ban; let's hope they have similar success defending DACA.

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action

Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.

Mediocre White Kids To Finally Get Their Chance! Thanks, Justice Department!

Why is the Justice Department ordering all these cardboard standees of George Wallace?

Trump DOJ Nominee Represented Russian Bank In Pee Hooker Dossier, Totally Normal

Has Donald Trump ever met anyone who DOESN'T have weird ties with Russia?

Once Jeff Sessions Ends Scourge Of Legal Weed, All The Violent Crime Will Go Away

Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.
Technically not 'hair,' we know

Justice Department Corporate Fraud Lawyer Quits Because Trump Doesn’t Ethics Good

That's some swamp, that Trump swamp.

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

Top Narc Jeff Sessions Coming For Your Devil Weed, Hippies!

This aggression will not stand, man.