Can we please fast forward to the end of this nightmare?
Meet Joe diGenova! You are gonna LOVE HIM.
Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.
In case you were under the impression Trey Gowdy would stop being a fucking hack, now that he's announced his retirement.
Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.
Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.
Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit.
Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.
Justice Department is HAAAAAARD, YOU GUYS.
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Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.
HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!
In no way is this list exhaustive.
LOLOLOL OK SHOW US THE REAL MEMO NOW.