If you look hard enough, you can find criminals everywhere.
Guess who's got Devin Nunes's back in the witch hunt to destroy FBI/DOJ in order to cover up Trump's crimes? That's right, IT'S PAUL RYAN!
The Society To Prevent Cruelty To Dead Horses has already lodged a complaint.
Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
We are 25 ways freer now!
Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!
A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.
This is definitely a thing that happened.
Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.
Just when you think ICE can't sink deeper than denying a kid access to healthcare, THEY FIND A WAY.
Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.
We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.