Poor Donald Trump and Devin Nunes :(
Uncle Sam chugged a tall can of Whoop-Ass, and stomped Mother Russia.
ANOTHER RUDY GIULIANI POST? You bet your ass.
Something new and different!
Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.
ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.
Oh nothing, just seems like Devin Nunes is trying to get a top-secret American source in the Russia investigation killed. NO BIG.
Remember that time Rudy Giuliani was a GOOD LAWYER? Haha, us neither.
Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.
Sorry House Freedom Caucus, but Rod Rosenstein ain't give a shit about you.
Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!