Tag: doj

FBI Sucker Punches Russian Hackers, Steals Their Lunch Money, And Follows Them Home

Uncle Sam chugged a tall can of Whoop-Ass, and stomped Mother Russia.
Screw you too, pal

The Five Dumbest Things Rudy Giuliani Has Said Since Lunch

ANOTHER RUDY GIULIANI POST? You bet your ass.

We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing Right Now

Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.

QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018

ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!

President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.

A Post About Devin Nunes By A Guy Who’s Seen Seven Episodes Of ‘The Americans’

Oh nothing, just seems like Devin Nunes is trying to get a top-secret American source in the Russia investigation killed. NO BIG.

Rudy Giuliani Gonna Get A Cramp If He Keeps His Head Stuck Up His Ass Like This

Remember that time Rudy Giuliani was a GOOD LAWYER? Haha, us neither.

LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.

Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.

Rod Rosenstein Dares You To Come For His Ass

Sorry House Freedom Caucus, but Rod Rosenstein ain't give a shit about you.

Trump Pardons Scooter Libby, Because LOLOL We Live In Hell And Nothing Matters Anymore?

Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!