Tag: dogs

Oh dear sweet Jesus, lying liar Carly Fiorina has made a "debate prep" video in a seeming attempt to appear cuddly and sweet, as opposed...

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Oh good, it is time for Mike Huckabee to weigh in on Ben Carson's made-up history of being the stabbiest juvenile delinquent ever to break...

The weekends are for rest, relaxation, and catching up on binge-watching The Walking Dead (yes, even Season 5). Oh, and maybe doing something about...

Happy Saturday, nerdlings! We have all sorts of geeky goodies for you today, so warm up your Oscillation Overthrusters, make sure you have enough...

Rep. Steve King is a glorious fucking numbskull, and he's willing to prove it on the daily, if that's what it takes. Having failed...

Old Handsome Joe Biden, what did you do to your widdle face??? It is all bangeded up, did Jill punch you? WHY ARE YOU...

Thrillist, which is a website you would read if you didn’t spend every waking moment not already set aside for 8-balls and hookers staring...

Dear practitioners of homogay buttsechs, Mike Huckabee -- former Arkansas governor, Baptist minister, once and future failed presidential candidate, once and future Fox News...

We're not sure what's more depressing about this story alleging that CIA torture contractors may have used dogs to rape detainees in Afghanistan: The...

Update/followup: See end of post for a chance to do some good, or at least try to. After a week off, John Oliver is...

So just in case you haven't completely lost faith in every single branch of law enforcement over the last few months, from the local...

Let's meet Illinois state Rep. Mike Bost, who's hoping to unseat freshman congressman William Enyart in the 12th district. Bost's campaign slogan is "Passionate...

The not-at-all racist members of the British National Party are big believers in the "self-deportation" policies championed by one Mittens J. Romneyford, Esq. They also...

Purity Hero Sean Hannity took to the radio airwaves Tuesday to alert America to this profound insight: marijuana will kill you dead! As proof,...

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we take a good stiff metaphorical cleaning tool to our browser tabs, collect...

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