Tag Archives: doctors

  rumors on the internets

Mike Huckabee Doesn’t Care About All Of The Gross Stuff Gay People Do To Their Dogs

Angelina Jolie recolonized The Congo so that Brangelina could adopt as many precious diamonds and African orphans as humanly possible. [The Daily Dish] On a similar note: Mike Huckabee just wants you to know that babies do not = puppies, these are two different things, and yeah the gays can sodomize as many adopted puppies as they see fit but babies? Gay people shouldn’t be allowed to own those things. [Daily Intel] Read more on Mike Huckabee Doesn’t Care About All Of The Gross Stuff Gay People Do To Their Dogs…
  america's greatest politics guy

Michael Steele Is Confused Again; Says ‘Poop’ In Unrelated Incident

Wacky RNC chairman Michael Steele, who is in very deep shit right now with the orange boner in charge of House Republicans, heard about all of those white coats from the American Medical Association — historically Republican allies against health care reform movements, until now, because things are just so terrible — showing up on Obama’s front lawn today, and proceeded to make his devastating move: “The AMA is–does not have the credibility on this health care issue, as they would like to project.” He will now write an op-ed for the Washington Post to introduce his latest alternative, which would order a government bureaucrat get between you and your lying so-called “doctor.” Michael Steele also said “poop” today, which was pretty cool. [The Hill] Read more on Michael Steele Is Confused Again; Says ‘Poop’ In Unrelated Incident…
  daily briefing

New Details About Obama’s Big Health Care Speech Reveal This Thing Will Include Details!

Obama’s big health care legislation presentation next week will feature such novelties as an explanation of the contents of said health care legislation. [New York Times] Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens’ hiring of only one clerk for the 2010 Supreme Court regular season has many fans speculating that he could retire after next year. [LA Times] Read more on New Details About Obama’s Big Health Care Speech Reveal This Thing Will Include Details!…
  supply and demand

But Who Will Make More Doctors?

Oh so is this what that woman was talking about at Obama’s Knife ‘n’ Gun Show yesterday? This one questioner, called upon specifically because she had “concerns,” made the excellent point that if you insure 46 million people who currently have no health coverage, then they might actually go to the doctor once in a while! This may create a “doctor shortage” of some sort that would be terribly inconvenient for those of us who currently enjoy immediate access to doctors of all sorts, due to the fact that we do not have to share them with a large percentage of our countrymen. Read more on But Who Will Make More Doctors?…
  let sanjay be sanjay!

John Conyers Circulates HIT PIECE On Sexy Sanjay Gupta

As Mark Penn told us all during the Democratic primaries, it is an established socio-political fact that black people do not like brown people and vice-versa, because of Microtrends, and this is why Barack Obama cannot win 70% of the Hispanic vote. This scientific insight about wacky minorities is the only possible explanation for why old black Congressman John Conyers has written a letter to his fellow legislators attacking our future surgeon general, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, the very attractive medicine guy of daytime cable news fame. It is ruthless and laden with factual and typographical errors, to add further insult to Dr. Gupta’s Guatemalan heritage. Read more on John Conyers Circulates HIT PIECE On Sexy Sanjay Gupta…
  whoa hey

Person Who Answers To Wolf Blitzer Will Run America’s Doctors

Hey Obama waited until the last minute to pick a surgeon general, the government’s top doctor! SHIT SHIT SHIT who should he pick?? Uh uh uhhhhhh… quick, without even thinking: name a famous real-life teevee doctor! Him? Sure, fine, whatever, he can run America’s doctors. Read more on Person Who Answers To Wolf Blitzer Will Run America’s Doctors…
  well that clears it up

Read Sarah Palin’s Important Medical Fax!

Well, that’s it, people! After weeks of saying, “oh yeah, let us get those records together, all those detailed and important medical records, there are so many of them to compile,” Sarah Palin’s people pooped out this doozy last night: a two-page fax from a kindly community doctor who reveals that Sarah Palin is a healthy woman who exercises. Read more on Read Sarah Palin’s Important Medical Fax!…
  sports injuries

OMG BARRY HURT HIS HIP!

Sweet Jesus, the news is some kind of slow today. So here’s your latest installment in our Presidential Candidate Physique Watch: Barack Obama has a sore hip from playing basketball in foreign lands! He went to the doctor in Chicago and got an X-ray. Is Obama some sort of secret old person? Read more on OMG BARRY HURT HIS HIP!…
 

Cabal Of Doctors To Declare John McCain Physically Sound(ish)

Everybody wants to know if John McCain is equipped to serve out a full term in office before expiring of the Old Age Vapours, so his team is assembling a squadron of doctors to vouch for his excellent physical health. This is a man who broke every bone in his body, including the little dealies in his inner ear, before having them each systematically removed and then re-inserted at a 45 degree angle in a sterile Vietnamese Torture Prison. He also had half his face cut off because of Face Cancer. Read more on Cabal Of Doctors To Declare John McCain Physically Sound(ish)…