Tag: doctors

Scott Walker Now Going After Doctors Who Helped Union Protestors

ON WISCONSIN! The state Department of Regulation and Licensing and the Medical Examining Board said Wednesday that they had opened investigations into eight individuals who allegedly wrote doctor excuse notes for protesters at the state Capitol during rallies in February. Last...

South Dakota Legalizing Abortion(-Doctor Murder)

While those useless fat cats in D.C. twiddle their thumbs and let our country sink perilously into debt and endless unemployment, the hardworking legislators of America's heartland and working together to get things done for their citizens. Yeah, we're...

Doctor Says Giffords Has ‘100 Percent’ Chance of Survival (Suck It, NPR)

"Well, I would say -- you know, as a physician I am going to get in a lot of trouble for this -- but her prognosis for survival is 100 percent, as far as it being short term," Dr....

Anti-Obamacare Congressman Angry His Healthcare Won’t Start Right Away

Andy Harris is an anesthesiologist and newly-elected Republican member of Congress from Maryland who ran on an anti-health-care-reform platform, but at an orientation yesterday, he got VERY ANGRY that the government will not provide him with free health care...

Rand Paul Doctor Club: Obama Elected By Literally Hypnotizing Voters

Rand Paul does not believe in joining legitimate medical organizations that are the industry standard, so instead of joining the American Medical Association, he joined the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, of which his father is also a...

Oh, Dick Cheney Has No Pulse, By the Way

Some doctor man (don't get near Glenn Beck!) wrote about Dick Cheney's Polly Pocket robot heart in today's The New York Times, and it turns out Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse, though he is stubbornly still alive....

Wingnut Army Doctor Will Now Be In Terrible Trouble, Maybe

You can't blame him for assuming that in the New America, people don't actually get charged for wrongdoing anymore. Still, whoops! Birther Col. Terry Lakin is in big trouble. "A decorated Army doctor who publicly announced last month that...

Mike Huckabee Doesn’t Care About All Of The Gross Stuff Gay People Do To Their Dogs

Angelina Jolie recolonized The Congo so that Brangelina could adopt as many precious diamonds and African orphans as humanly possible. On a similar note: Mike Huckabee just wants you to know that babies do not = puppies, these are...

Michael Steele Is Confused Again; Says ‘Poop’ In Unrelated Incident

Wacky RNC chairman Michael Steele, who is in very deep shit right now with the orange boner in charge of House Republicans, heard about all of those white coats from the American Medical Association -- historically Republican allies against...

New Details About Obama’s Big Health Care Speech Reveal This Thing Will Include Details!

Obama's big health care legislation presentation next week will feature such novelties as an explanation of the contents of said health care legislation. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens' hiring of only one clerk for the 2010 Supreme Court...

But Who Will Make More Doctors?

Oh so is this what that woman was talking about at Obama's Knife 'n' Gun Show yesterday? This one questioner, called upon specifically because she had "concerns," made the excellent point that if you insure 46 million people who...

John Conyers Circulates HIT PIECE On Sexy Sanjay Gupta

As Mark Penn told us all during the Democratic primaries, it is an established socio-political fact that black people do not like brown people and vice-versa, because of Microtrends, and this is why Barack Obama cannot win 70% of...

Person Who Answers To Wolf Blitzer Will Run America’s Doctors

Hey Obama waited until the last minute to pick a surgeon general, the government's top doctor! SHIT SHIT SHIT who should he pick?? Uh uh uhhhhhh... quick, without even thinking: name a famous real-life teevee doctor! Him? Sure, fine,...

Read Sarah Palin’s Important Medical Fax!

Well, that's it, people! After weeks of saying, "oh yeah, let us get those records together, all those detailed and important medical records, there are so many of them to compile," Sarah Palin's people pooped out this doozy last...

OMG BARRY HURT HIS HIP!

Sweet Jesus, the news is some kind of slow today. So here's your latest installment in our Presidential Candidate Physique Watch: Barack Obama has a sore hip from playing basketball in foreign lands! He went to the doctor in...