Tag: doctor

New York Post Goes On Cletus Safari, Finds This Scrappy Blue Collar … Chief Of Surgery?

He'll take those long nights, impossible odds, keepin' his eye to the keyhole.

GOP Rep.: Jesus Doesn’t Want You To Have Healthcare Because You’re So Lazy

It might be possible for a medical doctor to be more lacking in empathy. Wait, is he a surgeon, or no?

Delta Flight Attendant: Is There A White Doctor On This Plane?

A black woman doctor on an airplane tried to help with an emergency. Yeah, you know where this story's heading.

Let’s Imagine: Jill Stein Treats Trump’s Physician Dr. Harold Bornstein

Dr. Jill Stein ascended the rope ladder to her secret medical tree house, where she practiced secret medicine. Hand over hand, clog over sensible clog, she climbed. Finally, after moving in some more ways that would be boring to describe, she was...
Guess this makes them serious candidates.

Reality TV Show Star Thinks Neurosurgeon Isn’t Qualified To Run America

Fish splooge runner-up Donald Trump continued his charm offensive this week. In addition to explaining that Jeb! Bush can never be president of America if he refuses to speako the English, Trump turned his attention to Ben Carson, who recently tied...
The politically correct war on dorks continues

Derp Roundup: Science Man Wears Tacky Sexist Shirt, Twitter Has Thoughts

Welcome to Derp Update, your occasional feature where we purge our browsers of stories that didn't quite merit a whole post, but were too remarkably stupid to ignore altogether. Fear that your brain cells may be harmed by exposure...

Time Magazine Helpfully Explains Why A Quick Visit To The ER Costs As Much As A Semester At Harvard

Your Wonkette had to go to the hospital about a year ago for a two hour long procedure. We had a good friend come pick us up, and as we left, she indicated a desire to take the brown...