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  Euphemisms!

Sexy Bill Clinton Turns Sexy 69 Haw Haw Get It SEX JOKES!

Insert your SEX JOKES William Jefferson Clinton, aka Bill, aka Big Dawg, aka The Clenis, aka the future first man-lady of America, was born on a day that was exactly 69 years ago from this day, Aug. 19, and according to a little-known codicil in the corporate charter of Yr Wonkette — which we do not have, what are we, a frickin’ Fortune 500 company? STFU and just go with it — we are contractually, legally, and biblically obligated to makes some sexy sex jokes, about sex, for your sextainment. Read more on Sexy Bill Clinton Turns Sexy 69 Haw Haw Get It SEX JOKES!…
  manual override engaged

Emergency Backup Livebloog!

Haha, we have no idea how Rebecca broke the internet! But here we are! 10:56 OMG Barry is totally doing a clip show here! 10:59 This, fellow students of Rhetoric, is what ya call a “peroration.” And it freakin’ ROCKS. Read more on Emergency Backup Livebloog!…
  Let the Swooning Commence

DNC Night Two: The Professor and Hillary Clinton’s Husband

Welcome, Wonketteers, to the Now-Slightly-More-Godly DNC, Night Two! They are letting the new guy run the liveblog tonight, and the new guy does not even have cable! If there’s any kind of over-the air signal, we will at least have PBS or something, otherwise, it’s an NPR / DNC livestream blog. 9:20 There is someone speaking Spanish! Do we press “1” or panic now? Oh, it is a Spanish Lesson to say “forward” and “backward” in espanol. I feel smarter already. Read more on DNC Night Two: The Professor and Hillary Clinton’s Husband…
  rumors on the internets

John Boehner Too Busy Being Orange To Do Much Else

Elana Kagan is “okay” as far as Harvard lesbians go, but most Americans would rather have an empathetic Supreme Court Justice, someone who knows deep down inside that ripping bong should be legal. [Matt Yglesias] Read more on John Boehner Too Busy Being Orange To Do Much Else…