Tag: dnc

Robert Mueller All Up In Jared Kushner’s Fucked Up Money Business Again, Oh Shit!

Come on down, Jared, it's YOUR TURN AGAIN!

We Are Beginning To Think Stable Genius Devin Nunes Hasn’t Read His Own Stupid Lie-Memo

Can Devin Nunes actually read? UNCLEAR.

Trump Digs His Shithole Deeper. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 16, 2018

Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!

Working Hard Or Hardly … Eh, It’s Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017

Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.

That Motherfucker Trump Is Probably Going To Ruin Christmas, So Get Ready, America!

In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!

Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!

Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.

EXCLUSIVE! We Wrote These Shocking New Donna Brazile Book Excerpts Last Night While Doing Laundry!

What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?
Both screencaps are from teevee shows starting with 'State of...' Isn't that something?

Donna Brazile, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING

Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?

Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!

Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017

How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.

Donna Brazile Wrote A Thing. Oh.

Are we supposed to have a reaction to this?

TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!

Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.

Good Morning, Paul Manafort! You Are In Jail!

Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have surrendered to the FBI! Who will be the next target of the Mueller investigation?

Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!