Tag: dnc

Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!

Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.

EXCLUSIVE! We Wrote These Shocking New Donna Brazile Book Excerpts Last Night While Doing Laundry!

What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?
Both screencaps are from teevee shows starting with 'State of...' Isn't that something?

Donna Brazile, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING

Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?

Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!

Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017

How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.

Donna Brazile Wrote A Thing. Oh.

Are we supposed to have a reaction to this?

TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!

Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.

Good Morning, Paul Manafort! You Are In Jail!

Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have surrendered to the FBI! Who will be the next target of the Mueller investigation?

Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

How Is Facebook Breaking America For Trump And Russia Today?

HOW IS IT NOT?

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Kayleigh McEnany

How are pro-Trump idiots responding to Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian conspiracy confessions? This is how.

Donald Trump Jr. Tweets Russian Emails To Show What A Guilty Fuck He Is

How fucking stupid is Donald Trump Jr.? THIS FUCKING STUPID.

Trump Jr. Only Met With Russian Chick Because Russia Wanted To Help His Dad. Is That Bad?

Oh shit, is this what everybody means when they say 'collusion'? Oops, did that.

Donald Trump Jr. Tried To Collude With Sexxxy Russian Lady, But He Couldn’t Get There

Oh look! COLLUSION! And this is only the beginning, we bet!