Tag: dnc

Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

Guy Who Did Watergate Says Hillary Clinton’s Yoga Emails Actually Nothing Like Watergate

Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 27, 2016

Trump wants to love all the black people, Jason Chaffetz re-un-re-unndorses, and Ted Cruz cries. Your morning News Brief!
still as cool and edgy as ever

James O’Keefe Gets Democratic Operatives Fired. Countdown To When He Pays Them $100,000 Starts Now

James O'Keefe has released more dumb video that proves -- to people who believe it already -- the election is rigged.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 19, 2016

The return of Benghazi Mom, a great wall of taco trucks, & the flabby arm of the law! Here's your daily news brief!

Wikileaks Now Featuring Hottest Recipes From Devil Hillary Clinton’s Kitchen

EXCLUSIVE LEAKED EMAILS show Clinton campaign chair makes an absolutely bitchin' risotto.

Awwww, SOMEBODY Says Donald Trump Won The Debate, And It Is Enemy Russia

Looks like Russians are the only ones who like what Trump has to say. Maybe he should move there and never come back.

Your Weekly Top Ten Features Wonkette Baby PLAYING WITH A DOLLHOUSE!

OH HELLO WONKERS, COME IN, SIT A SPELL, SIT TWO SPELLS IF YOU WANT! It is time for your weekly Saturday top ten list, where we count down all the stories you clicked on THE MOST this week. Aren't...

OMG DRUDGE SIREN Is The DNC Replacing Hillary Clinton? F*ck It Maybe Why Not

Somebody should come up with a thing called Cokie's Law. Oh wait, they already did!
In this alternate universe, the Sunday NYT has a comics section

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 18, 2016

You get in here and and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Look, Natasha! Is Taco Tuesday every week!

What Else Did Vladimir Putin Steal From the DNC?

Exactly how many nudie pictures is the DNC emailing around to itself?

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Devil Hillary Clinton Deviously Rigging Elections For Paul Ryan Now, Probably

God, Hillary, will you stop at NOTHING?
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Julian Assange Is Pretty Sure Hillary Killed A DNC Staffer Because The Internet Said So

Julian Assange just threw another body on the Clinton murder mystery machine.