Tag: dnc

Hey there, fella. What's your poison? Oh, actual poison? US TOO! We have been having sadz all over the place because Hillz is being...

And THAT'S ENOUGH FOR US! Just kidding. Besides being a hotsky-totsky bit of eye candy, what else should we know about Tim Canova? I ain't...

Guess which corporation is throwing its hat into the 2016 political thunderdome?! OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH, it's Starbucks, geared up and ready to take a stand ......

There is a general consensus emerging on every internet in the whole galaxy that Wednesday night's Democratic debate, moderated by Univision's María Elena Salinas...

What's shakin', DUMMIES? Just sittin' around, bein' DUMMIES? Just fooling, you are not so dumb after all. Because obviously (OBVIOUSLY) you are planning to...

Good morning, Wonkers! Did you watch the super exciting whoa-gazi jam session CNN did with the Democratic candidates last night? Did it send a...

Bad news, everybody, but the Bernie Sanders campaign seems to be doing dirty tricks. Stop doing dirty tricks, Bernie Sanders campaign! Operatives from Bernie Sanders'...

Are you all ready for another of the most important televised debates of the 2016 election? It should be sometime in the spring, we...

Uh oh and oh no and tsk-tsk. It seems the Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign For Socialist Czar of America was all up inside Hillary Clinton's...

If we were Jeb Bush right now -- and thank the Jewish Jesus Christ we are not -- we'd think twice, or maybe even just...

President Obama, what have you done now? Oh, you've issued a statement from Hillary's AOL home brewer fax beeper, to briefly acknowledge the holiest...

William Jefferson Clinton, aka Bill, aka Big Dawg, aka The Clenis, aka the future first man-lady of America, was born on a day that...

It's all happening! Our wildest, craziest, YOOOOGEST dreams have come true, even though we were quite sure they would not. But they have! Donald...

It's Day Two of Rand Paul's Excellent Presidential Adventure, and he is having a bad day. Again. He started his morning picking a fight...

Fresh off his ridiculous unexpected but sadly deserved glorious defeat of the gubmint reading your sexts, one would have thought that Larry Klayman's victory...

Bitches, man. Always thinking of themselves, always putting their own ambitions first. Don't you just hate that? Don't you just despise the way women...

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