Come on down, Jared, it's YOUR TURN AGAIN!
Three cheers for BuzzFeed!
Can Devin Nunes actually read? UNCLEAR.
Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!
Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.
In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.
What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?
Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?
You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!
How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.
Are we supposed to have a reaction to this?
Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.
Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have surrendered to the FBI! Who will be the next target of the Mueller investigation?
Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!