Tag: diversity

You're fooling yourself. Equestria is a dictatorship

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Uh-Oh, Wonkette’s Killing White Folks Again!

Happy "Big Game Sunday" -- as all the ads which haven't paid the necessary licensing fee must call it -- O ye Wonkers! Are you rooting for the one team of giant men who will suffer permanent brain damage...
So angry they could just... Oh, Christ, that's only supposed to be a metaphor!

All Of America Boycotting Sam’s Club For Hating White Men, Says Stupid White Man

What are precious easily-offended white people freaking out about this week? No, it's not Black Santa, or even the Star Wars on white people. It's that all-American tribute to wretched excess, Sam's Club (Motto: "Like Costco but we don't...
Yes, yes it is.

Texas Republican Wishes Americans All Looked The Same, Like The Orientals

Here's a new twist, a fun and exciting way for a Republican to lay blame for gun violence on something, ANYTHING, that isn't spelled G-U-N-S. This time it's Texas Rep. Pete Sessions, who is NOT, science fact, the same...
Fuck up like an ad agency

Bic Sorry For Being A Dic In Sexist South African Ad

So here's one way to really win the Lady Demographic: On a South African holiday celebrating women's achievements, Bic, the maker of writing utensils, ran a Facebook post with the empowering message, "Think like a man." Maybe they should have been even...
Can we still say 'he seems nice' when he actually does seem nice?

Decent Seattle Police Union Head Risks Getting Thrown Out Of Police Union Head Union

This week, the Seattle police union went out of its way to tell cops that they'd better be OK with diversity, or go elsewhere. On its Facebook page, the Seattle Police Officers Guild reminded officers not to be assholes...
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‘Republican Rainbow Coalition’ Is A Real Thing, Says Delusional Idiot

O the joys of being a young conservative hack. You're on a glide path to David Brooks' seat on the New York Times op-ed board, and all you have to do is rewrite GOP press releases into #PoliticalHotTakes! Literally...
Ebony And Irony

Derp Roundup: Yes, Stevie Wonder Truthers Are A Thing

Oh, golly, it's time for another Derp Roundup, a chance for us to bring you some of the stories that were just too damned stupid to ignore altogether, but which didn't quite merit a post of their own. You...

South Carolina Lieutenant Gov Wants Cushy College Job, The South To Rise Again

South Carolina Lt. Gov. Glenn McConnell announced today that he won't run for reelection so that he can become president of the College of Charleston. He'd make an awesome college president, since he's an alum of Charleston, and really...

Fox News’ Megyn Kelly OK With Inclusiveness But Santa And Jesus Are Definitely White

Here's one way to talk about a fictional character: When I was a kid, I knew two different Santa Clauses. The first had a fat belly, rosy cheeks, a long white beard, and skin as pink as bubble gum...

Tucker Carlson Weighs In On Black Lifeguards (Hint: Hiring Black Lifeguards Is The Same As Jim Crow)

Did you read our story last week about a program to diversify Phoenix's lifeguards at their majority-minority swimming pools? And did you worry that Jim Hoft and Judicial Watch, in responding to this program, were not being balls-out racist...

Wingnut Reverend Teaches Us 3 Words Wrecking US Amercia: Tolerance, Diversity, & … Uh, Oops!

You know what we don't have enough of in our great modern American U.S. society of today? FEAR. Not only is Sesame Street indoctrinating children with the dangerous notion that they shouldn't fear monsters, the poor dears are...

New FreedomWorks Diversity Thing Sounds Really Fake

FreedomWorks is constantly on the move. We mean this figuratively and literally, since FreedomWorks is always very busy hosting death picnics -- but also it actually moved its headquarters, because it is so afraid of all the libruls. And...

After GlennBeckPalooza: Will DC Ever Be the Same Again?

Will DC ever recover from the onslaught of thousands (or was it billions?) of wide-bottomed, America-loving teabaggers that trampled the Mall at GlennBeckPalooza? Beck's "Take Grandma Out To the Mall Day" has left DC in ruins, RUINS: GW students...