Tag Archives: diva

  what am i a farmer?

Alec Baldwin Allegedly Fired From MSNBC For Basically Being Jack Donaghy

Did you love Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock? Wasn’t he sort of delightfully terrible? A caricature of every bad diva boss you’ve ever had — the people who couldn’t make their own coffee, even though it was a fucking Keurig machine, the people who demanded you literally be in two places at once, the people who threw tantrums over having to use the same pens that everyone else did. Apparently, that is actually how Alec Baldwin is in real life, which is much less amusing, sadly, and it appears that MSNBC is unamused as well and is canning his ass. Read more on Alec Baldwin Allegedly Fired From MSNBC For Basically Being Jack Donaghy…
  night of the living blingees

Meet And Fap To ‘Sexy,’ Conservative, Republican, Orthodox Jewess NY Senate Candidate Mindy Meyer!

What can you say about 22-year-old New York Senate candidate Mindy Meyer that she has not said already? How about “rowr”! And also it is sort of adorable that Meyer’s website, which is basically a living Blingee, actually has a few issues on it as well! Like stopping “stop and frisk”! Wait, just what kind of conservative Republican is Mindy Meyer anyway? A terrible one, apparently! Read more on Meet And Fap To ‘Sexy,’ Conservative, Republican, Orthodox Jewess NY Senate Candidate Mindy Meyer!…
  wasilla hillbillies

Whack Job Palin’s Diva Exit From America

As the snow-meth icing on the Baked Alaska of Sarah Palin’s hilarious public self-destruction which is also hilariously destroying the the grisly remaining blood-and-gristle bits of the Republican Party, here is how ABC News describes her exit from the McCain Failure Party, where she was not allowed to speak: “And when McCain and Palin split up in Arizona Wednesday, the personal differences were stark. McCain drove himself home in a Toyota sport utility vehicle. Palin’s departure was a grander event. She left with an entourage of 18 family members and friends and a Secret Service detail, heading to the airport in a motorcade stretching more than a dozen vehicles, flanked by a dozen more cops on motorcycles.” [ABC News via Steve Silberman] Read more on Whack Job Palin’s Diva Exit From America…
  look back in anger

McCain Hated Palin From Day One

Look at this remarkable artifact from … two months ago, the day John McCain’s campaign decided to trade Experience for a total leering clown-gal. Look at McCain visibly suffer through her snarling dipshit routine. He knew he lost, right here, didn’t he? Read more on McCain Hated Palin From Day One…
  disasters

The Idiot Is McCain, For Picking Idiot Sarah Palin

Has there ever been a more wonderful pre-election story than the McCain-Palin war? It’s like Christmas, Halloween and 9/11 combined, times a trillion, and sometimes it seems too fantastic to be real. Is the GOP ticket truly having a public war over which candidate doomed the Republicans? And do we really get daily updates from the Mainstream Media and Conservative Columnists? Yes, to everything! Today, Roger Simon of the Politico and George Will of the Washington Post hit McCain-Palin when they’re down. Read more on The Idiot Is McCain, For Picking Idiot Sarah Palin…