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It seems that Linda Tripp’s gone from listening to her galpals talk about swallowing the sausage to being a purveyor of her very own! She and her husband Dieter Rausch are the Frau und Herr of Weihnachts Markt in Middleburg, Virginia. MORE »

You know, if we could buy all of you a gift during this special time of year, we’d get you something like the gift we got ourselves and unwrapped yesterday — a brand-new, toasty-warm duvet to keep your cockles warm on these wintry nights and help you drift off to sleep with the thoughts of whatever crazy-ass gods you worship dancing in your heads. MORE »

Alert tipster Darin Ipema provides Wonkette with a Separated at Birth image that’ll be sure to hurt your soul just in time for the weekend: MORE »