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2015: The Year Anti-Vaxxers Made Measles The New Black

In 2015, science remained a suspicious activity many conservative politicians thought was probably all a leftist plot, with only one Republican presidential candidate willing to say that climate change is real and human-caused. And that guy never had a...
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California GOP Lady: Why Cram Vaccines Down Everyone’s Throat Over One Measly Outbreak?

Last month, the California Senate passed SB 277, a bill that got rid of exemptions for "personal and religious beliefs" from the state's mandate that all children be vaccinated before they can attend school. The bill is still awaiting...
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Today In Duh, Science: Yes, Anti-Vaxxers Caused Disneyland Measles Outbreak. Duh. Science.

Don't you love when science confirms what you already knew in your gut because it is just so obvious? Of course you do, you smug self-righteous liberal, and so do we! Of course we were already blaming anti-vaxxers for...
Too subtle?

Wingnuts Pretty Sure It Was Illegals What Gave Measles To All Our Unvaccinated Kids

Break out the ominous creepyscary music of your choice -- we're partial to Bernard Hermann ourselves -- because it's time to tell some scary horror stories about the California measles outbreak! So far, at least 78 confirmed cases have...
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Doctors To Fox Host: Vaccinate Your Kids, Idiot

A panel of doctors had very little patience for a Fox News host's "hurr-durr, LIBERTY" argument Wednesday, rejecting the notion that people should be allowed to opt out of vaccinating their kids simply because they don't want Big Government pushing...
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Terrible Elite Westside Jerks Now Giving Mickey Mouse Measles

Disneyland: it's the Most Magical Place on Earth. So magical that among recent attendees, at least 19 have been diagnosed with measles, a disease much of the planet had essentially eradicated. Despite last week's nice time about public schools' ability to...

Disneyland White-Power Rabbit Makes Black Children Cry

Well! Sure hope you weren't planning on being anything other than sad and angry today, because we bring you a shitty story of misery and suck. Maybe you won't even care, like "Disneyland, commodifying children's dreams, anti-corporatism, OCCUPY!" Well...

RNC Delegate Offended That a ‘Mexican’ Works at Epcot Center’s America

Aw, look at this nice picture of Mark Harris and his wife, who had a nice time in Florida until they went to the Epcot Center at Disneyworld and were shocked, shocked, to find a Mexican employee working at...

Celebrate Presidents Day With These Inaccurate Androids

Every year on this holy day, we all gather around the YouTube to enjoy the greatest presidential moments in American History, such as these guys screwing around with the Animatronic Presidents at the Disney World. Oh look, here's Lincoln half-heartedly...

Awkward Video Moments Preserved Forever: Barack Obama Pardons a Turkey

In the days before YouTube, our computers were pretty safe from stuff like this. But, as slaves to audio-visual technology, we must now be exposed to moments best captured by a single photograph -- as in turkey pardons of...