Wonkette

The most widespread form of “life” in Washington is the common Norway Rat, which completely owns the miserable District. Like most stunned bumpkins forced by bad luck or weird morals to the nation’s foul capital, the new editor of Reason magazine is horrified to find that dog-sized vermin live in every home, even the White House. MORE »

Dennis Hastert, left, has cellulitis. (AP) MORE »

* “Podfisking,” it’s all the rage. [Andrew Sullivan] MORE »

* Ralph Reed is happy to grip and grin with a blatant adultering cousin-fucker, as long as it brings in contributions. [Talk To Action] MORE »

Some bad news from the West Coast: MORE »