Oh christ, when we wrote this madness yesterday, we were kidding! (Sort of.) But America’s millions of cops are not kidding at all — they’re expecting some kind of serious shit to go down the night of November 4, after the election is stolen. You know, race riots! MORE »

This weekend, two very exciting things happened in Austin, Texas. Pinko communist Democrats held their state convention, and the governor’s mansion burned into a tragic, crispy crust. Could the two events be related? Let’s examine the “evidence” behind one possible explanation for the calamity: a drunken visiting Democrat left a burning bag of human feces on the (Republican) governor’s doorstep, never guessing the historic building was one vast, uninhabited fire hazard in search of a flame. MORE »