Tag: disasters

Good morning, New Yorkers! We hope that you are reading these words right now, because that means you have power and Internet access...

Tornadoes and floods and wildfires and droughts and other biblical plagues have been killing Americans and destroying their towns all year long, but constipated...

A true disaster: Time to move away from those fault lines. There's no way you're safe now. If it's humanly possible to cause earthquakes, that...

The environmentalist wackos in the Obama Administration "asked Congress to provide a $4 billion loan guarantee for two new nuclear reactors to be built...

It's fun to watch a train wreck once. Deadline Hollywood reports on Palin's huge collapse in ratings since her dumb show premiered on basic...

Happy 5th Katrina Anniversary, Louisiana! And don't feel bad because, uh, New England is getting your Labor Day Weekend hurricane. You've got a new...

BP and the Coast Guard are reporting that the reverse-cowgirl-static-kill-butt-well-plug was successful and that only 25% of the oil spilled is still in the...

The static kill sex position procedure is slated to begin today, if it didn't start last night while Doctor Jindal was sleeping. The process...

Remember the Islands of Doctor Jindal? Well it turns out that the future president of 'Merica may be wrong after all. Washington elites Several...

Our dear friend Tony Hayward is sailing off to Siberia on his shiny yacht now powered by a golden kiss-in-the mail worth a cool...

BP's sacrificial Scottish piñata, Tony Hayward, is not exactly getting his life back. BP is reportedly sending him to Siberia, to run some operation...

This won't come as a terrible surprise to anyone, I imagine, but the BP board is set to accept my resignation Monday evening and...

Deathstorm Bonnie is currently taking its talents to South Beach and raining and blowing really hard but not much else. Bonnie is a disorganized...

After losing strength over what's left of Haiti, The Deathstorm hit open water, started gobbling steroids, and now has its eye set on breaking...

Just when you thought that everything was returning to normal in the Black Gulf (OMG IS THAT RACIST?!? PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME GREAT AND...

Now that the oil spill/disaster/catastrophe is finally over (?!), BP is looking into another option to seal the well called "static kill" or "bullheading."...

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