• NOOOOOOO: Ugh and we were looking forward to meeting him: “Vice President Dick Cheney will not make an appearance at the Republican convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul next month, according to sources in his office. Cheney has not sought a speaking slot at the convention, nor has his staff sought a role for him at the convention.” And this party’s nominee is somehow tied with Barack Obama in The Polls. Discuss. [American Spectator]

We are not particularly hard to please, you know. We don’t ask for a whole lot. And all we wanted out of last weekend was an intricately choreographed dance routine/rumble with Cynthia McKinney and maybe a group of Rockettes dressed as Blackberrys against a nude Katherine Harris on horseback. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? MORE »