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Vegan Idiot Goes To Jail For Being A Idiot

Vegans, so annoying! If you want to be a vegetarian and come to my house for dinner, I can work with that! I can rustle up some hearty beets and whatnot, and I can feed you something tasty and nice, because of how I will put cheese on it! (Yes, even the beets.) But if you are vegan and come to my house for dinner, I cannot feed you, because you suck. Even more annoying than when vegans try to come to your house for dinner though is when vegans don’t take their dehydrated babies to the hospital when their pediatrician tells them to take their dehydrated babies to the hospital, because you are afraid the hospital might give your baby animal products. Sarah Anne Markham of Casselberry, Florida, why are you in jail “for” your “beliefs” (per Jacksonville station WAWS) (hahaha, we do not agree with their assessment, as we think this lady is in fact under arrest “for being a dick” and “endangering the life of her precious babby”) today? Read more on Vegan Idiot Goes To Jail For Being A Idiot…
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South Dakota GOP Halloween Tale Of Terror: Dirty Hippie Running For Congress Went To Cambridge, Has Master’s Degree

Who do you want representing you, South Dakota? A disgusting hippie who loves “cap and trade” and taught at the Biosphere and has a master’s degree? Or this nice lady with the awesome hair who was named “young farmer of the year” by the “Waterstown JC” (?) and who didn’t whore herself out to Big Education? We are fairly sure the answer is self-evident! For instance, take a look at the picture above. See all the nice things Kristi Noem was doing in 2001? Awesome. What was her filthy radical opponent doing at the time? GOING TO CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY like a common intellectual. Which leaves unanswered the very important questions: Does Matt Varilek wear glasses, and if so, when will South Dakota gift him with the “re-education” he so obviously needs? Read more on South Dakota GOP Halloween Tale Of Terror: Dirty Hippie Running For Congress Went To Cambridge, Has Master’s Degree…