diplomacy
Mike Huckabee Suggests Literally Shipping The U.N. To Saudi Arabia
Over the weekend, Mike Huckabee spoke at a “How to Take Back America” conference, an event notable for the fact that it apparently exists. Anyway, obviously in taking back America, Huckabee must start by identifying who took it in the first place, when there must have been something good on TV and no one was [...]
Bill Clinton and Lil’ Kim In World’s Worst Sea World Vacation Photo
You know how some business trips end up with everybody naked in the hot tub singing Don’t Stop Believin’, and others end with everybody awkwardly standing around making small talk while furtively glancing at their watches? Bill Clinton’s North Korea summer vacation trip likely falls into the latter category, which is a historical first for [...]
Martin Peretz Acknowledges His Responsibility For Sidney Blumenthal’s Unfortunate Existence
Soothsaying raconteur Martin Peretz has a little story for you. Come children, gather ye rosebuds, for it is time to hear the sorry tale of Sidney Blumenthal, who is, at this very moment, maybe already on Hillary Clinton’s travel diplomacy team! You see, Blumenthal once worked for Peretz at the New Republic magazine, a “The [...]
Clinton’s Elbow Sets Off Diplomatic Crisis
Oh noes, Secretary Clinton won’t be going on previously scheduled trips abroad this week, due to having her elbow amputated and replaced with a bionic joint that shoots laser beams and takes orders directly from the president, Dick Cheney. She needs to rest up and not shake hands with anybody, which means that attendees of [...]
People Like Hillary Clinton Again!
Nobody really knows what Hillary Clinton has been up to, work-wise, since she started her Secretary of State-ing a couple months ago. She went to China or somesuch, yes? And went on a bunch of international teevee programs and suffered through important geopolitical inquiries such as when she fell in love with her husband? Well, [...]
Sec. Of State’s Husband Already Holding Long, Secret Chats With Putin At Private Forums
Bill Clinton is, without question, going to ruin the world at some point during his wife’s tenure as Secretary of State. Although some may call this “Clinton Derangement Syndrome,” or whatever the cool term is these days for completely distrusting two people in everything they do, let’s check out Bill Clinton’s first big action after [...]
Presumptuous Sarah Palin To Meet With World Leaders
Well looky here at who’s getting too big for her lipsticks! It’s the most presumptuous celebrity in the world, Alaskan teleprompter fraud Sarah Palin. She’ll be meeting with various foreign dignitaries at the U.N. next week in order to show dubious Americans that she can, uh, sit down for crab cakes and fizzy water with [...]
Erudite Congressman Explains How Liberal Democrats Communicate
Holy crap, did you know there’s a Republican Congressman named “Thad McCotter”? That was the actual name of every Congressman to serve before 1900. But the McCotter Who Survived, here, is a wonderful educator, too! Look at him explain, on the House floor, and with a ruler, the art of “Speaking Democrat.” He proves that [...]
Bob Gates Speaks His Mind, Loves The Terrorists
Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?
Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie!
Who Does Nancy Pelosi Think She Is, Richard Gere?
Bush To Check Out This ‘World’ Everyone’s Whining About
John Bolton Hates Bush for Listening to a Girl
Sissybitch Diplomats No Longer Forced To Iraq
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