Tag: diplomacy
Melania Trump Not Having Any Of Her Dumb Husband’s Shit
We wish we could all keep our distance from Trump as well as his wife does.
Jared Kushner Is In Iraq, Should Solve Middle East By Brunch On Thursday
We understand the impulse to send Jared Kushner far away.
Sec Of State Tillerson Ditches NATO To Go Smoke Behind Gym With China And Putin
Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.
Barack Obama Throws Russian Diplomats Out His Damn House!
Russia's poop has come home to roost.
President Of United States Meets Queens-Born Usurper To Help Arrange Smooth Erasure Of Legacy
Look Ma, I'm Legitimate!
You Guys, I Think We Are Going To Have To Pucker Up And Kiss Donald Trump’s Fat Bulgy Ass
How can we use our feminine wiles to NOT get thrown into the gulag?
How Is The Clinton Foundation Colluding With State Department To Rape Puppies Today?
Oh Lucy what did they do now???
Looks Like The Philippines Already Elected Their Donald Trump. How’s That Workin’ Out For Them?
Wondering what a Trump presidency might look like? Check out Philippines' president Rodrigo Duterte, who's all about law and order and saying any damn thing he wants to.
Russian Spies Pooped On U.S. Diplomat’s Carpet, Which Really Tied The Room Together Man
International relations took a gross turn this week: the Washington Post's Josh Rogin reports on a Russian campaign of harassment and intimidation against American diplomats in Moscow and eastern Europe. There's some pretty scary shit going on, from the...
Icelandic Media Wants Us To Know Reykjavik Mayor Is NOT Just Big Dick, Pretty Face
Welcome to our all our new Icelandic readers! How are you doing?! Are you cold because of how your country is frozen much of the time?
<a href="http://wonkette.com/600836/fine-ass-reykjavik-mayor-is-your-new-political-sexxx-fantasy-of-the-week"></a>So, in case you've been preoccupied with inconsequential affairs like the American presidential...
Meet Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Tehran), Your Legislative Sh*tmuffin For 2015
The weighty task of selecting the 2015 recipient of Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award was not easy, mostly because our perennial winner, Ted Cruz, was too busy running for president to do too much damage in...
Karl Rove Doesn’t Care If Your Grandbabies Die, And Other Paris Climate Change Fun-Times!
Good news, everyone! The Paris Climate Summit actually managed Saturday to reach an agreement to limit and reduce greenhouse gases, with almost every nation on the planet agreeing to reduce its emissions of carbon dioxide and other gases that...
Egypt Does Archaeological Dig On Ben Carson’s Brain, Discovers A Idiot
Brilliant neurosurgeon (OR IS HE?) Ben Carson is officially an international disgrace. Congratulations, doctor! You have now joined the elite ranks of several other Republican presidential candidates who have forced foreign nations to "Well, ACTUALLY" them, for their stupidity. Other...
Ben Carson Not Ready To Be President Of Cuba, Either
Brilliant neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson is being beaten up by the Liberal Media again with their "gotcha" questions and all that unfair stuff. In the latest outrage, Ben Carson was asked a whole lot of questions about American policies...
Scott Walker Will Be Best President Of America, Because He’s Been To Europe Like Twice
Despite the fact that presidential candidate Carly Fiorina (R-LOL) has explained that going places on airplanes -- like that know-nothing Hillary Clinton, who used to be Secretary of State -- is not the same thing as actual foreign policy...
Sen. Tom Cotton Picks Twitter Fight With Iranian Foreign Minister, Gets BURNT!
Your favorite brand-new, wet-behind-the-ears senator from Arkansas, Tom Cotton, is doing his ankle-biting, yappy Pomeranian thing at Iran again. After his love note to the Persian nation -- the one what said Barack Obama isn't REALLY president, therefore their...
