Tag Archives: diplomacy

If Chris Christie Were King of America He’d Fix This Shutdown Nonsense Fast, By Yelling At It Probably

get christies's love

Chris Christie wants America to know that Barack Obama caused the government shutdown by “not ...

White House Will Happily Pretend Yesterday’s Syria Breakthrough Was Their Plan All Along

how is diplomacy formed?

We watched Storage Wars last night instead of the President’s address on Syria, but we read the ...

Your Handy Wonkette Guide To How You Should Feel About Edward Snowden

Greetings From This Fucking Airport This Sucks

It has been nearly a month since Edward Snowden woke us from our pleasant dream that the Fourth ...

Mitt Romney Lies About His BFF Bibi

special relationship

When we were in high school we had a friend who claimed his family was really tight with Morgan ...

Women Don’t Need 3,054 Languages To Call Men Hypocrites

rumors on the internets

Can women have it all? Not yet! At least, not until I get an Iron Man suit — sorry, Iron Woman. ...

U.S., Other Sharia-Based Countries Destroying Israel With UN

decisive moves

The Obama administration is trying very hard at the moment to not have to call the Israeli ...

Professional President Newt Gingrich Says Obama ‘Amateurish’ On Egypt

small-time krauthammer plagiarizers

“I think the fact that they appointed a very able diplomat Frank Wisner and within two days ...

It’s All Going To Be OK: The Zoo Pandas Signed a Five-Year Extension

pandaleaks

Why do we suddenly see members of Congress referring inanely to nerdface Hu Jintao, the weakest ...

Ambassador Fired For Saying Thing About Gaddafi In WikiLeaks Cable

the other victims of rape

In what appears to be the first diplomatic casualty from the latest WikiLeaks revelations, the U.S. ...

North Korea Wants Eric Clapton

i feel free

According to diplomacy nip-slip site WikiLeaks, North Korea loves Eric Clapton and wants him to ...

John Bolton Has An Opinon About Wikileaks: Barack Obama Sucks

and don't forget to nuke iran

Have you been waiting and waiting for former UN ambassador/UN hater John Bolton to chime in with some ...

WikiLeaks Documents: Canada Doesn’t Trust U.S., Doesn’t Feel Loved By It

little brothers ugh

A trove of diplomatic cables, obtained by WikiLeaks and made available to a number of publications, ...

The UN Wants Your Guns So It Can Kill You With Them, For Irony

rumors on the internets

The most powerful branch of the U.S. government, the UN, is going to take away all your guns and ...

Foreign Leaders No Longer Excited By Poor Old Obama

ghostriding the ant

At one point, foreign leaders all wanted a piece of Obama so they would be able to tell their ...

Kim Jong-Il Lets Jimmy Carter Run Country While He’s Away

ya burnt jimmy carter

Oh, Jimmy Carter is in North Korea right now? That’s funny, because Kim Jong-il is in China ...

2010 nobel prize winner

JOHN KERRY IS SO DIPLOMATIC, HE SHOULD BE SECRETARY OF STATE!: When a reporter suggested that he had ...

Michael Steele Says A Thing Again! This One’s About Loving An ACORN

the new sarah palin

Michael Steele! It has been a full forty-five minutes since he has last tempted John Boehner to ...

a disgrace to america

TREASONOUS ‘TALKING’ WITH IRAN CLEARLY FURTHERS CASE FOR BOMBING IRAN: “GENEVA — ...

Mike Huckabee Suggests Literally Shipping The U.N. To Saudi Arabia

"the international equivalent of acorn"

Over the weekend, Mike Huckabee spoke at a “How to Take Back America” conference, an ...

Bill Clinton and Lil’ Kim In World’s Worst Sea World Vacation Photo

free willy

You know how some business trips end up with everybody naked in the hot tub singing Don’t Stop ...

Martin Peretz Acknowledges His Responsibility For Sidney Blumenthal’s Unfortunate Existence

being mature about it

Soothsaying raconteur Martin Peretz has a little story for you. Come children, gather ye rosebuds, ...

Clinton’s Elbow Sets Off Diplomatic Crisis

this week in elbow news

Oh noes, Secretary Clinton won’t be going on previously scheduled trips abroad this week, due ...

People Like Hillary Clinton Again!

that wasn't so hard now was it

Nobody really knows what Hillary Clinton has been up to, work-wise, since she started her Secretary ...

Sec. Of State’s Husband Already Holding Long, Secret Chats With Putin At Private Forums

we will all die of nukes

Bill Clinton is, without question, going to ruin the world at some point during his wife’s ...

Presumptuous Sarah Palin To Meet With World Leaders

annals of diplomacy

Well looky here at who’s getting too big for her lipsticks! It’s the most presumptuous ...