Tag: diplomacy

Jared Kushner Is In Iraq, Should Solve Middle East By Brunch On Thursday

We understand the impulse to send Jared Kushner far away.
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Sec Of State Tillerson Ditches NATO To Go Smoke Behind Gym With China And Putin

Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.

Barack Obama Throws Russian Diplomats Out His Damn House!

Russia's poop has come home to roost.

You Guys, I Think We Are Going To Have To Pucker Up And Kiss Donald Trump’s Fat Bulgy Ass

How can we use our feminine wiles to NOT get thrown into the gulag?
A study in contrasts

Looks Like The Philippines Already Elected Their Donald Trump. How’s That Workin’ Out For Them?

Wondering what a Trump presidency might look like? Check out Philippines' president Rodrigo Duterte, who's all about law and order and saying any damn thing he wants to.
At least this time it wasn't in a bag on fire

Russian Spies Pooped On U.S. Diplomat’s Carpet, Which Really Tied The Room Together Man

International relations took a gross turn this week: the Washington Post's Josh Rogin reports on a Russian campaign of harassment and intimidation against American diplomats in Moscow and eastern Europe. There's some pretty scary shit going on, from the...

Icelandic Media Wants Us To Know Reykjavik Mayor Is NOT Just Big Dick, Pretty Face

Welcome to our all our new Icelandic readers! How are you doing?! Are you cold because of how your country is frozen much of the time? <a href="http://wonkette.com/600836/fine-ass-reykjavik-mayor-is-your-new-political-sexxx-fantasy-of-the-week"></a>So, in case you've been preoccupied with inconsequential affairs like the American presidential...
Looks like he needs a straw, almost...

Meet Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Tehran), Your Legislative Sh*tmuffin For 2015

The weighty task of selecting the 2015 recipient of Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award was not easy, mostly because our perennial winner, Ted Cruz, was too busy running for president to do too much damage in...
Now, about my disappearing ecosystem...

Karl Rove Doesn’t Care If Your Grandbabies Die, And Other Paris Climate Change Fun-Times!

Good news, everyone! The Paris Climate Summit actually managed Saturday to reach an agreement to limit and reduce greenhouse gases, with almost every nation on the planet agreeing to reduce its emissions of carbon dioxide and other gases that...

Egypt Does Archaeological Dig On Ben Carson’s Brain, Discovers A Idiot

Brilliant neurosurgeon (OR IS HE?) Ben Carson is officially an international disgrace. Congratulations, doctor! You have now joined the elite ranks of several other Republican presidential candidates who have forced foreign nations to "Well, ACTUALLY" them, for their stupidity. Other...
Facts all come with points of view / Facts don't do what I want them to

Ben Carson Not Ready To Be President Of Cuba, Either

Brilliant neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson is being beaten up by the Liberal Media again with their "gotcha" questions and all that unfair stuff. In the latest outrage, Ben Carson was asked a whole lot of questions about American policies...
Less charisma than a sleeping basset hound, and nowhere near as cute.

Scott Walker Will Be Best President Of America, Because He’s Been To Europe Like Twice

Despite the fact that presidential candidate Carly Fiorina (R-LOL) has explained that going places on airplanes -- like that know-nothing Hillary Clinton, who used to be Secretary of State -- is not the same thing as actual foreign policy...
The smartest man in the room

Sen. Tom Cotton Picks Twitter Fight With Iranian Foreign Minister, Gets BURNT!

Your favorite brand-new, wet-behind-the-ears senator from Arkansas, Tom Cotton, is doing his ankle-biting, yappy Pomeranian thing at Iran again. After his love note to the Persian nation -- the one what said Barack Obama isn't REALLY president, therefore their...
We're pretty sure there's just not enough red dye for an entire iceberg.

‘Patriots’ Take Credit For Perfectly Routine Removal Of Chinese Flag, Save America From Communism!

Wonkette EXCLUSIVE must cite Wonkette!!! The Wingnuttosphere is full of excited stories about an absolute OUTRAGE that occurred last week, when the flag of COMMUNIST RED CHINA, our sworn enemy and trading partner, was flown in front of the...