Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse.
Oh good, peace is surely at hand now. Somebody find a dove.
Trump's BDSM relationship with Vladimir Putin is going well.
Get it? Cause Dodge is, like, IN KANSAS.
We wish we could all keep our distance from Trump as well as his wife does.
We understand the impulse to send Jared Kushner far away.
Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.
Russia's poop has come home to roost.
Look Ma, I'm Legitimate!
How can we use our feminine wiles to NOT get thrown into the gulag?
Oh Lucy what did they do now???
Wondering what a Trump presidency might look like? Check out Philippines' president Rodrigo Duterte, who's all about law and order and saying any damn thing he wants to.
International relations took a gross turn this week: the Washington Post's Josh Rogin reports on a Russian campaign of harassment and intimidation against American diplomats in Moscow and eastern Europe. There's some pretty scary shit going on, from the...
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The weighty task of selecting the 2015 recipient of Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award was not easy, mostly because our perennial winner, Ted Cruz, was too busy running for president to do too much damage in...
Good news, everyone! The Paris Climate Summit actually managed Saturday to reach an agreement to limit and reduce greenhouse gases, with almost every nation on the planet agreeing to reduce its emissions of carbon dioxide and other gases that...